Things I Assume About You Based on Your Horrible G

txt spk: I cannot be bothered to write whole words. I'm probably just as lazy in bed too.

Capitalizes Every Word In A Sentence: Once I learn how to do something I never, ever learn how to do it any other way. I will fuck you like the first person I ever dated.

Overuses ;) XD emoticons >.< : I'm so fun! Like, so much fun! Look at all these silly pictures I can make! =^..^=

never uses capitals or punctuation: I'm still mad at my English teacher for making me write essays with correct grammar. YOU CAN'T HOLD ME BACK, MAN!

uses proper punctuation, but no capitals: I like think of myself as the next e.e. cummings.

Overabuses... the elipsis.... like this...: I think of myself as free spirited and mysterious. Really I just can't commit to anything.

Uses commas, everywhere, all the time, in every sentence: Commas mean grammar right? I will have all the grammar!

Misuses; the semi-colon: I want you to know that I know what a semicolon is. That's the kind of grammar they use in college, right?

Uses bullshit like a triple comma,,, : I have no idea what I'm doing and I'm extremely cocky about it.