Why I Won't Talk to Most of You

You start out ok, maybe say hi and ask how I'm doing. I have come to the sad conclusion that this is a fucking trap. You want me to think you're a normal human being who can actually hold a conversation, albeit a very sexual one.

If I say hello back, you launch into compliments, ones I have not heard a thousand times. I must be hotter than the surface of the sun and sexier than all the brain dead celebrities to hear you talk. But I take it in stride, tell you thank you (my code for your comment is acknowledged) and attempt to go back to what I was doing. You know, watching porn, because this is a porn site, with porn on it.

Then I get another message, saying again how I'm (insert generic compliment here) and we should do something together. This is around the time I start ignoring you. If you haven't caught my interest within the first two messages, you're likely not going to get it. But sometimes I can't quite find anything good to watch so I'll answer your message again because I believe in second chances.

Then you ask me to do something for you. Take a pic just for you, get on cam just for you, cyber with you because you want me to. I might have been willing to do any of those things, but the fact that I don't give two shits about you tends to make me less than willing to do anything you want. I'll tell you a polite no thank you.

Ah but you don't give up, you press harder for what you want and your desperation really gets my juices flowing (not). So I totally ignore you now, letting you send message after message until you give up and move on to the next female you plan to beg to help you get off. I sit here with the thought that the world needs a tactical nuke for people like you and go about my day, sort of.

The Alternatives:

You immediately ask me for my skype id or you give me yours and expect me to just head on over to do whatever you want.

You launch into a long, steamy role play. That I had no knowledge of until 10 seconds ago, from someone I don't give a shit about. Yeah...no.

However, I do get people who actually will talk to me and pike my interest. They don't start the conversation off with something sexual, they will genuinely ask me about how I'm doing and what's going on with me. They take the time to converse and low and behold the sexual stuff comes up and I'm damn ok with it. Hell I'm turned on that this intelligent person is turned on by me. I want more of that person, well maybe. Who knows at that point, fickle female and all. But you might want to try to be the latter. He/she tends to get a very nice conversation with me, with sprinklings of sarcasm and joking.