Diagnosis

I will examine your mind thoroughly

Look for any sensual disease

Investigate and treat any sexual condition

Let me be your doctor

Let me be your surgeon

Let me look

Elective, Exploratory or Emergency

To aid and confirm a diagnosis of lust

Find your degree of desire

And study it for awhile



I will examine your heart ever so gently

Find it below your sternum

Nestled in your rib cage

Let me touch you there

Let me touch

Let me

Reconstruct its injuries

Stitch its mutilated pieces together with care

Nurse it to sexual healing

And feel it close to mine



Next I will be the examiner of your sexual organs

Give you a small dose of my anesthesia

So I can inflict this sexual pain

Please sign your consent on my soul

Consent for treatment

Consent for touch

Consent for arousal

Pre-operative test confirm

Your erections are perfectly fine

Therefore my dictation will follow

No Viagra or Cialis needed

My loving touch is divine