The Dirty Survey
My xHamster friend Akira (akiyoshi242) has this survey in her blog. Thought I would try it myself. Feel free to answer it here or on your own blog. Just make a comment here that you did it so I can see the results. Have fun.
Are you male or female? male, but enjoy the trappings of the female in my sexuality.
Age? 21
At what age did you start masturbating? 13
How many times a week do you masturbate? twice a day
Do you always orgasm when you masturbate? Yes
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? 1
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? occasionally
In the bath? no
Outdoors? no
At work? no
Every room in the house? yes
In a car while traveling along the interstate? no
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? yes
A friend? online friends
A friend's spouse? yes
A stranger? yes
A co-worker? no
A member of the same sex? yes
A member of the opposite sex? yes
A past lover? yes
Other? transsexuals and cross-dressers
of What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? no
How do you play:
With left hand? left hand
With right hand? yes
With a toy? sometimes
With water from bath? not in a few years, but the water jets of a hot tub can be as intense as a vibrator on the head of your cock or clit
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? no
Videos? yes
Something on TV? no
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? both
Group sex or orgies? on occasion
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cum-shots? yes
Age play? no
S&M? a little
Role playing? yes
Kinky? transsexuals, toys, massage
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? yes
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes
By who(m)? mother
Age of peeper? older or same age
Friend/family/Other? Please specify: already did
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes, Both
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? no
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? no
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? yes
Insert something or play with your ass? yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? on occasion
Use pain as a method of playing? no
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? yes
When was the last time you masturbated AND orgasm-ed? today
Are you wet or hard now? soft now
Are you going to masturbate now? yes
Are you a masturbation addict? yes
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? yes
What is the most you have played in one day? 7
Are you male or female? male, but enjoy the trappings of the female in my sexuality.
Age? 21
At what age did you start masturbating? 13
How many times a week do you masturbate? twice a day
Do you always orgasm when you masturbate? Yes
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? 1
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? occasionally
In the bath? no
Outdoors? no
At work? no
Every room in the house? yes
In a car while traveling along the interstate? no
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? yes
A friend? online friends
A friend's spouse? yes
A stranger? yes
A co-worker? no
A member of the same sex? yes
A member of the opposite sex? yes
A past lover? yes
Other? transsexuals and cross-dressers
of What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? no
How do you play:
With left hand? left hand
With right hand? yes
With a toy? sometimes
With water from bath? not in a few years, but the water jets of a hot tub can be as intense as a vibrator on the head of your cock or clit
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? no
Videos? yes
Something on TV? no
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? both
Group sex or orgies? on occasion
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cum-shots? yes
Age play? no
S&M? a little
Role playing? yes
Kinky? transsexuals, toys, massage
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? yes
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes
By who(m)? mother
Age of peeper? older or same age
Friend/family/Other? Please specify: already did
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes, Both
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? no
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? no
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? yes
Insert something or play with your ass? yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? on occasion
Use pain as a method of playing? no
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? yes
When was the last time you masturbated AND orgasm-ed? today
Are you wet or hard now? soft now
Are you going to masturbate now? yes
Are you a masturbation addict? yes
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? yes
What is the most you have played in one day? 7
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