Porn on Sunday
Why does jacking off on Sunday feel so good? I think it is because its our God given right to jackoff on a day of rest. To be able to jackoff to the nastiest porn anytime is the greatest but there's just something about doing it on Sundays! Maybe because jacking to porn is seen as so wrong and it feels that much better to blow a load while knowing there are people out there who are so firmly against porn. While they're at church, I'm blowing a load to the dirtiest porn around. I love it.
Also I love jacking off while listening to preachers speak out against porn! Stroking to the hottest, nastiest, roughest porn around while the pastors talk their rubbish against porn is so good. Porn is beyond amazing but they just don't realize it. They say it's addictive and it is but who's to say that's a bad thing? They say its evil and it is. That's what makes it so dirty for us porn fans! Listening to them talking about how sex has seeped into the mainstream is just amazing. Blow loads to your favorite porn whores! Especially on Sundays! Hail porn!
Not too long ago, I stumbled across this video where a woman is preaching about God while her nipples are partially exposed!
This shit got me so hard because its so wrong but so right! The best thing is she used to be a stripper! She just can't escape her whore tendencies!
*****Updated June 21, 2015*****
Today I went to church but I didn't go in. My sole intention was to go to the parking lot and blow a load to some hardcore porn! I I pulled into the parking lot of my old church which is located across from the church. Upon pulling in, I notice the lot was pretty damn full. But obviously there was no one in the parking lot as it was well past time for the start of service. The conditions were perfect. I decided to go on xham and find some nasty facefucking porn on my phone featuring Heidi Mayne in Gag Factor 31. Her throat got fucking used! I roll the windows down so anyone around could hear the porn playing through the speakers which was connected to my phone. I pulled my cock out, lubed up, and went to town. I was in the zone and nothing was gonna stop me lol. I blew a massive fucking load just as the worshippers were coming into the parking lot and getting ready to walk past my car. I got out of there so quick haha! Fuck that was amazing!
Also I love jacking off while listening to preachers speak out against porn! Stroking to the hottest, nastiest, roughest porn around while the pastors talk their rubbish against porn is so good. Porn is beyond amazing but they just don't realize it. They say it's addictive and it is but who's to say that's a bad thing? They say its evil and it is. That's what makes it so dirty for us porn fans! Listening to them talking about how sex has seeped into the mainstream is just amazing. Blow loads to your favorite porn whores! Especially on Sundays! Hail porn!
Not too long ago, I stumbled across this video where a woman is preaching about God while her nipples are partially exposed!
This shit got me so hard because its so wrong but so right! The best thing is she used to be a stripper! She just can't escape her whore tendencies!
*****Updated June 21, 2015*****
Today I went to church but I didn't go in. My sole intention was to go to the parking lot and blow a load to some hardcore porn! I I pulled into the parking lot of my old church which is located across from the church. Upon pulling in, I notice the lot was pretty damn full. But obviously there was no one in the parking lot as it was well past time for the start of service. The conditions were perfect. I decided to go on xham and find some nasty facefucking porn on my phone featuring Heidi Mayne in Gag Factor 31. Her throat got fucking used! I roll the windows down so anyone around could hear the porn playing through the speakers which was connected to my phone. I pulled my cock out, lubed up, and went to town. I was in the zone and nothing was gonna stop me lol. I blew a massive fucking load just as the worshippers were coming into the parking lot and getting ready to walk past my car. I got out of there so quick haha! Fuck that was amazing!
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