Take A Guess

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

1. 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
2. 7 have been arrested for fraud
3. 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
4. 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
5. 3 have done time for assault
6. 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
7. 14 have been arrested on d**g-related charges
8. 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
9. 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
10. 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Published by googlethis

10 years ago

Comments

jg06830 2 years ago

great listr..thanks

Razum2020 3 years ago

Yeah that seems right Soon as I read the 535 thing I knew exactly who it was

Manroot 4 years ago

Any of the women there guilty of giving too much pleasure to their co-workers?

Manroot 4 years ago

Wow, sounds like our current administration :)

austinjames2813 4 years ago

Not to mention all of the adultery going on. Both by the members and/or there spouses. You have to think, why is it referred to as the Congressional body, and how this one is in bed with that one. It's like all that is on there minds is sex sex sex; ....'Phyllis has a full bust on her'..( filabuster). I think the movie;. 'The Walker' or just ' Walker' was about a congressman's wife, and how she called up a male escort. No not a gigolo. Just a companion so she wyast alone, when going out. Because if you are married to anyone that is a politician. Especially Congress, even if not I session they are still busy. Anyways I think it was based on true events, but they removed the assumption of adultery and went as far as making the companion, gay. There is another incident, don't think it has become a movie. Think it was a senator or he was running for the Senate. Now I think it was before she became famous, and they are divorced now. But basically it would seem as though he is very liberal when it comes to sex. And when asked about the incident, the wife is more conservative. But me douth think she protests a little to much, and that's all I will say. Because it seems like 7of9 think my Data is Trek in the wrong direction, a voyage(r) that would be bor(g)ing.