Masturbation Quiz
Are you male or female? male
Age? 33
At what age did you start masturbating? 13
How many times a week do you masturbate? a dozen or so
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? I can rarely do more than once, unfortunately.
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? no
In the bath? no
Outdoors? sometimes
At work? yes
Every room in the house? yes
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Yep. It's a great way to stay awake driving at night.
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? yes
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? yes
A stranger? yes
A co-worker? definitely
A member of the same sex? sometimes
A member of the opposite sex? yes
A past lover? sometimes
What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? yes
How do you play:
With left hand? sometimes
With right hand? Yes. I'm good at typing with my left hand also. ;)
With a toy? sometimes
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? sometimes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? Yes, but you never know when it'll switch to a commercial.
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? sometimes, more gay than lesbian nowadays
Group sex or orgies? yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? YES
Age play? I'm not even sure what that is.
S&M? I'm not into pain.
Role playing? yes
Kinky? I think everybody thinks they are.
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? yes
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? not masturbated
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? no
Masturbated for a video? yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? sometimes
insert something or play with your ass? sometimes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? no
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? yes
When was the last time you masturbated? a few minutes ago
Are you wet or hard now? not anymore!... well, maybe a little wet
Are you going to masturbate now? not until later tonight
Are you a masturbation addict? definitely
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? definitely
What is the most you have played in one day? 24 times
Age? 33
At what age did you start masturbating? 13
How many times a week do you masturbate? a dozen or so
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? I can rarely do more than once, unfortunately.
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? no
In the bath? no
Outdoors? sometimes
At work? yes
Every room in the house? yes
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Yep. It's a great way to stay awake driving at night.
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? yes
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? yes
A stranger? yes
A co-worker? definitely
A member of the same sex? sometimes
A member of the opposite sex? yes
A past lover? sometimes
What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? yes
How do you play:
With left hand? sometimes
With right hand? Yes. I'm good at typing with my left hand also. ;)
With a toy? sometimes
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? sometimes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? Yes, but you never know when it'll switch to a commercial.
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? sometimes, more gay than lesbian nowadays
Group sex or orgies? yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? YES
Age play? I'm not even sure what that is.
S&M? I'm not into pain.
Role playing? yes
Kinky? I think everybody thinks they are.
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? yes
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? not masturbated
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? no
Masturbated for a video? yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? sometimes
insert something or play with your ass? sometimes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? no
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? yes
When was the last time you masturbated? a few minutes ago
Are you wet or hard now? not anymore!... well, maybe a little wet
Are you going to masturbate now? not until later tonight
Are you a masturbation addict? definitely
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? definitely
What is the most you have played in one day? 24 times
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