Things I Do *NOT* Like
This is a list of things I don't like and some explanations. Yes, I'm aware that not everyone's the same and as long as consenting people of legal age agree to partake in whatever the hell activities they want, I can't really say a whole lot. I wouldn't write this if I wasn't a fan of porn and often bombarded with shit that I'm going to write about.
First off is the inspiration for this post: fisting. I fucking hate that. It's bad enough when it's a huge toy larger than anyone's actual dick, but to just jump up to something that's the size of the generous portion of a c***d's head for sexual gratification makes me grimace and sneer at my computer, completely alone at home. Not only do I not understand that as a fetish, it makes me angry as a guy knowing that there are women out there that I would have 0% sexual compatibility with. There's several couples/women on this site that partake in fisting. The one that inspired this post, who I won't be naming, actually sort of has a cute face. She's a fat floppy cunt whore, but looking at her face makes me think that a long time ago, probably back when she was 18, she was quite attractive. Seems like such a waste. There's another Xham member, again someone I won't name, that is also a fat floppy cunt whore, but her face looks like it matches. She looks terrible, but she's such a raging whore and there's a legion or two of dedicated whore-mongers that adore her sloppy cunt and ass. It's fucking ridiculous and if I ever become a stand-up comic, that's for sure going to inspire some material.
Second on the list, "BBC" fangirls and fanboys. This fetish is so fucking prevalent that whole swatches of my country (U.S.) the most searched type of porn in interracial. I get some of the appeal of interracial, believe me, as a white guy, I've seen some hot black women that I would love to bend over a chair and slap their juicy asses before I paint their cervix sticky white. However, there's a *HUGE* fucking market for the BBC and blonde white woman going at it with the taboo of making her white daddy spin in his grave. I'm sure those fat cunts that love fisting also love the idea of BBC, a huge black cock so big they can't take it. You white people, what the fuck are you doing? I say you because it ain't me, I don't discriminate with the ethnicity of women I like, but I certainly am not obsessed with any particular ethnicity either. I say white because that's it, really. Search for interracial, 90% of what you find is black dicks going into white women. Oddly enough, this fetish seems almost exclusively for white people. The black people I've spoken with have all said that they don't turn down free pussy but they don't give a shit what colour is on the outside, it's all pink on the inside. You cuckolds are next.
Third on the list are the cuckolds. Not exclusive to interracial sex but it is mostly associated with it. White men fantasising about their white wives fucking a big black cock so they can jack off in the corner like a monkey. That shit is ridiculous. It makes no sense to be in a relationship where exclusivity is one of the definitive tenets only to just let other people fuck your wife. Not joining in and enjoying the whole situation, but being in the corner, masturbating furiously.
Fourth on the list, hairy dudes in skirts pretending to be transsexuals or whatever they claim. I've tried to understand the different dividing things of what makes someone a transsexual, what makes them a crossdresser, transvestite, androgynous, etc. It's maddening. As soon as I found a definition that seemed reasonable to understand, other shit was said, usually people not wanting to be categorised or "judged." I don't give a shit what a person thinks they are, there are some things a person is and there are some things that are negotiable. Pronouns are negotiable, sex and DNA fucking isn't. Brass tacks- putting on a wig, taking "whoremones," putting on a skirt/strap-on, etc. does not change fundamentals no matter how hard you wish. This isn't me railing against people wanted to live their lives, this is me saying that I'm getting fucking tired of these hairy motherfuckers in skirts, making no effort to try to blend in. Like boarding a national flight to New York wearing a full burkha and being fucking surprised when you get "randomly" searched and questioned. If you're a guy and it's taken you 40-50 years to discover/come to terms with the fact you are transsexual, you've missed the boat. I'm sorry for you and your repression, but the ship has sailed. Your youth is the time for that exploration, not when you've been married with c***dren for 20 years or whatever. Tearing your family apart keeping a secret like that is selfish. Come to terms with it. Does it give you a thrill to put on a skirt and suck anonymous dick, not because you're gay but because you want to pretend you're something you're not? Come to terms and move on. Seek professional guidance if need be.
Fifth and final on the list, at least for now, aggressive guys scaring away almost every woman to venture onto this website and any others and share herself and her interests. We're left with saggy titted sluts with pussies loose to not even flinch with a fist punched into it. Oh, we're also left with hundreds of fake profiles by repressed cocksuckers stealing Facebook photos or using leaked personal photos of some woman to lure the rest of you ridiculously aggressive "c2c" and "watch me cum on cam" motherfuckers. Every time I get a message from one of you, I want to curbstomp you like Derek Vinyard did the black carjacker in American History X for being stupid as fuck. I don't want to see your filthy dick. No one I've spoken to that isn't a whore with deep wrist scars or so gay they can sit on a Popsicle and tell you the flavour, wants to see your cock. *Especially* if there's a language barrier. What the fuck is up with weird motherfuckers from Turkey asking me to "c2c" with them? Does anyone else have the problem or am I alone?
Honourable mention: why do I get messages asking me to leave comments? Do these people just go down a list of other Xham members, copy and paste that message, and then move on to the next member? Why? Why is it that often times when I bother to look into it, there's dozens of comments and thousands of views and it's clear that the photos/videos in question are popular enough? Why solicit more comments? Relax with it. I'll check stuff out if you message me about it, sure. But don't ask for comments like that's all that matters. The only exception might be Zonda, his uploads have been the tits with complete consistency.
First off is the inspiration for this post: fisting. I fucking hate that. It's bad enough when it's a huge toy larger than anyone's actual dick, but to just jump up to something that's the size of the generous portion of a c***d's head for sexual gratification makes me grimace and sneer at my computer, completely alone at home. Not only do I not understand that as a fetish, it makes me angry as a guy knowing that there are women out there that I would have 0% sexual compatibility with. There's several couples/women on this site that partake in fisting. The one that inspired this post, who I won't be naming, actually sort of has a cute face. She's a fat floppy cunt whore, but looking at her face makes me think that a long time ago, probably back when she was 18, she was quite attractive. Seems like such a waste. There's another Xham member, again someone I won't name, that is also a fat floppy cunt whore, but her face looks like it matches. She looks terrible, but she's such a raging whore and there's a legion or two of dedicated whore-mongers that adore her sloppy cunt and ass. It's fucking ridiculous and if I ever become a stand-up comic, that's for sure going to inspire some material.
Second on the list, "BBC" fangirls and fanboys. This fetish is so fucking prevalent that whole swatches of my country (U.S.) the most searched type of porn in interracial. I get some of the appeal of interracial, believe me, as a white guy, I've seen some hot black women that I would love to bend over a chair and slap their juicy asses before I paint their cervix sticky white. However, there's a *HUGE* fucking market for the BBC and blonde white woman going at it with the taboo of making her white daddy spin in his grave. I'm sure those fat cunts that love fisting also love the idea of BBC, a huge black cock so big they can't take it. You white people, what the fuck are you doing? I say you because it ain't me, I don't discriminate with the ethnicity of women I like, but I certainly am not obsessed with any particular ethnicity either. I say white because that's it, really. Search for interracial, 90% of what you find is black dicks going into white women. Oddly enough, this fetish seems almost exclusively for white people. The black people I've spoken with have all said that they don't turn down free pussy but they don't give a shit what colour is on the outside, it's all pink on the inside. You cuckolds are next.
Third on the list are the cuckolds. Not exclusive to interracial sex but it is mostly associated with it. White men fantasising about their white wives fucking a big black cock so they can jack off in the corner like a monkey. That shit is ridiculous. It makes no sense to be in a relationship where exclusivity is one of the definitive tenets only to just let other people fuck your wife. Not joining in and enjoying the whole situation, but being in the corner, masturbating furiously.
Fourth on the list, hairy dudes in skirts pretending to be transsexuals or whatever they claim. I've tried to understand the different dividing things of what makes someone a transsexual, what makes them a crossdresser, transvestite, androgynous, etc. It's maddening. As soon as I found a definition that seemed reasonable to understand, other shit was said, usually people not wanting to be categorised or "judged." I don't give a shit what a person thinks they are, there are some things a person is and there are some things that are negotiable. Pronouns are negotiable, sex and DNA fucking isn't. Brass tacks- putting on a wig, taking "whoremones," putting on a skirt/strap-on, etc. does not change fundamentals no matter how hard you wish. This isn't me railing against people wanted to live their lives, this is me saying that I'm getting fucking tired of these hairy motherfuckers in skirts, making no effort to try to blend in. Like boarding a national flight to New York wearing a full burkha and being fucking surprised when you get "randomly" searched and questioned. If you're a guy and it's taken you 40-50 years to discover/come to terms with the fact you are transsexual, you've missed the boat. I'm sorry for you and your repression, but the ship has sailed. Your youth is the time for that exploration, not when you've been married with c***dren for 20 years or whatever. Tearing your family apart keeping a secret like that is selfish. Come to terms with it. Does it give you a thrill to put on a skirt and suck anonymous dick, not because you're gay but because you want to pretend you're something you're not? Come to terms and move on. Seek professional guidance if need be.
Fifth and final on the list, at least for now, aggressive guys scaring away almost every woman to venture onto this website and any others and share herself and her interests. We're left with saggy titted sluts with pussies loose to not even flinch with a fist punched into it. Oh, we're also left with hundreds of fake profiles by repressed cocksuckers stealing Facebook photos or using leaked personal photos of some woman to lure the rest of you ridiculously aggressive "c2c" and "watch me cum on cam" motherfuckers. Every time I get a message from one of you, I want to curbstomp you like Derek Vinyard did the black carjacker in American History X for being stupid as fuck. I don't want to see your filthy dick. No one I've spoken to that isn't a whore with deep wrist scars or so gay they can sit on a Popsicle and tell you the flavour, wants to see your cock. *Especially* if there's a language barrier. What the fuck is up with weird motherfuckers from Turkey asking me to "c2c" with them? Does anyone else have the problem or am I alone?
Honourable mention: why do I get messages asking me to leave comments? Do these people just go down a list of other Xham members, copy and paste that message, and then move on to the next member? Why? Why is it that often times when I bother to look into it, there's dozens of comments and thousands of views and it's clear that the photos/videos in question are popular enough? Why solicit more comments? Relax with it. I'll check stuff out if you message me about it, sure. But don't ask for comments like that's all that matters. The only exception might be Zonda, his uploads have been the tits with complete consistency.
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