A Porn Idea A Day
Like many guys on here, porn consumes my mind. Whether that be thinking about a hot porn star, imagining new and more sordid scenarios, or dreaming about the sort of porn I would love to make if I had half the chance. So as a way of channelling these perverted little thoughts, I have decided to start a new blog where I will chronicle just one of my sick, porn induced thoughts each day - I have called it, 'A Porn Idea A Day'.
Some of the ideas will simply be things I would love to see e.g. "Riley Reid gets double fucked in her ass hole on Live Gonzo". Others may be more fanciful and completely off the wall. But all will be an insight into the mind of a proud, porn addicted wanker. Please feel free to add your own 'thought for the day' should you so wish.
Saturday 28.03.15 - In every scene the girl(s) should rim the guys ass hole.
Sunday 29.03.15 – Governments worldwide introduce the ‘Cuming Of Age – Introduction to Porn Act 2015’
On reaching the age of 18 every young man receives vouchers to the value of £200 (or equivalent in each respective country) which must be redeemed in porn stores / porn cinemas / adult booths (not online). They receive these vouchers every year until the age of 30. The scheme is widely praised for achieving three things: 1) introducing young men to the pleasure of porn. 2) Giving a much needed boost to our porn retailers. 3) Removing the stigma of porn.
Monday 30.03.15 – ‘18 Years & 1 Second’ Series
One of the leading studios (let’s say Evil Angel) introduce a new series called ’18 Years & 1 Second’. In short, a hot little smooth cunt whore is inducted into porno the second she turns 18. On the stroke of midnight, dressed in school uniform, she is willingly manhandled, groped and pretty quickly has a cock in her mouth, cunt and ass hole (think Tony Ribas, James Deen, Ramon Nomar, John Strong etc). Each scene will be shot somewhere suitably seedy, like a porn cinema, an adult store, a glory hole booth, an alleyway so that other real life perverts get the pleasure of beating off whilst the whole thing plays out before them. After the 'paid for' male talent empty their sacks down her throat, in her cunt and up her ass hole (all of this will be obligatory in each scene), the 'real life' pervs are allowed to drain their balls all over the willing little whore. Desperate not to waste any of the loads, she sucks the jizz off the cum stained floor. Afterwards she is taken to Burger King for fries and a chocolate milkshake. Okay, maybe the last bit isn't necessary!
Tuesday 31.03.15 – Porn studios pay triple money to twins / sisters to appear in the same scene together for our wank pleasure.
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Wednesday 01.04.15 - Introduce a law that ensures condoms are mandatory in all porn.
The REAL Wednesday 01.04.15 Post - 'RAW is LAW'
Okay, the previous post was a poor attempt at an April Fools joke that fooled no one. So here is the REAL 'A Porn Idea A Day' for today: Introduce 'Raw Is Law' legislation that BANS the use of condoms in ANY porn scene. Now that is more like it!
Thursday 02.04.15 – The Porn Bus.
Many parts of the country (whichever country that may be) are poorly serviced by porn stores (and in some cases internet connectivity). So a public service should be provided to ensure all REAL men have access to the best and most high quality porn regardless of where they live. The buses would continually tour these ‘porn free’ zones ensuring that everyman has free access to the filth that we all crave. The buses would feature seats with in-built screens (much like an aircraft). The screens would feature multiple channels of the best, most recent and most hard core porn. Larger screens would also play-out top quality jizz movies. In order to create extra interest amongst perverts, the buses would occasionally feature a porn star and men would be given the opportunity to blow their loads all over the whore. The buses would be sponsored by free porn sites.
Friday 03.04.15 – The Porn Lottery.
A twice weekly national lottery is introduced. It will be free for all men of legal age to enter. The winner will get to fuck a porn star (a different, top quality whore will be on offer each week). The winner can use the whore anyway he pleases; hard throat fuck, in the cunt, in the ass, cream pie, coat her throat – whatever takes his perverted fancy. He will have to be tested before hand as no condoms are allowed. Everything will be filmed in order that the lucky guy can edge and load to it as a happy memory of his day. The guy also gets to choose whether the film goes online / sale.
Saturday 04.04.15 – XXX Factor / Porn Idol / Strictly Cum Porn Fucking / Fucking With The Porn Stars
Following the success in recent years of talent shows such as American Idol / X Factor / Dancing With The Stars / Strictly Come Dancing etc., a new prime time show is launched to find the newest, hottest and nastiest porn talent. ’XXX Factor’ will air on mainstream terrestrial channels every Saturday night at prime time. There will be auditions across the country where whores will compete to go to the live shows. To get past the first stage auditions they will, of course, be expected to perform sex acts in front of the judges:
Much like the format for X Factor there will be age categories:
Barely Legal – otherwise known as 18 years Old (only)
Fresh Meat – 19-29
MILFs – 30-35
Each week the whores have to perform a different genre of porn – for example:
Anal
DP
Double Anal
Triple Anal
Gang Bang
Fisting
Gape
The judges / mentors will consist of porn experts e.g.:
Jules Jordan
Brandon Iron
Tory Lane
And each week a porn addicted member of the public will act as guest judge – think:
Sexistpigpornadict
Paulo324
Harddick10433
Dirtyflits
Filthywanker
Zonda69
Dangerdick2007
Fatbob22
DP-lover
Cfrpilot
All of the sex scenes will be performed live on stage in front of a studio audience.
The two whores that get the lowest vote each week will have to perform in a 'Fuck Off' (where the loser will literally be told to "Fuck off" by the judges at the end of the show). In the "Fuck Off", the whores will perform on stage together to see who is the bigger whore as they get gang fucked by numerous guys.
"The Weekly Fuck Off"
The winner of the competition will win a contract with Evil Angel /Kink / Jules Jordan etc.
Sunday 05.04.13 – Easter Whore Hunt
Major cities across the world introduce the ‘Easter Whore Hunt’ on Easter Sunday. The idea is simple. Porn Stars and hot whores are hunted down in local parks etc. and fucked by random guys.
The guys can fuck them anyway they like; in the ass, dp them with a friend, gang bang them with strangers, blow their loads inside the whore cunts and ass holes etc. – no condoms allowed.
The whole event will also be beamed across the nation on live news feeds and streamed online so that those that cannot participate can edge for hours watching the whole thing unfold.
Guys that do participate will be encouraged to film it all on their mobile phones for future posterity so they can spread their legs, stroke off and remember a great day.
One of the highlights of the day will be periodic pauses on the hour when the hot, well used porn whores have to eat local perverts fresh loads off Easter Eggs.
The Whore Hunt will last for 24 hours. And of course it will be entirely free for all men to participate.
Monday 06.04.15 – Porn International Airlines
Every country launches a new national airline carrier. ‘Porn International Airlines’ does exactly what it says on the tin - in effect it is a sleazy porn store at 34,000ft.
The crew is made up of only the hottest whores that will do whatever it takes to please the customer.
On selected flights, porn stars will be available to be fucked by all the passengers.
Instead of showing mainstream movies, the seat back entertainment will be made up entirely of hard core porn. Guys will be encouraged to jerk off as often as they wish throughout the flight.
Porn will also be shown in the toilets.
The general rule will be that only men can travel by Porn International Airlines. The exception will be where a woman (who will need to be pre-vetted for looks / body etc.) will be allowed on board - but only on the proviso that she is willing to get fucked by any guy(s) that demand it. As a reward she can fly free – which encourages college girls with the desire to see the world to take advantage of the offer.
In addition to the usual trolley service, the whore stewardesses will frequently walk the aisles offering blow jobs, hand jobs and any of their holes to the passengers.
All travel will be heavily subsidised. The new airline proves so popular that its budget rivals are forced to respond. Those airlines that do not offer in-flight entertainment instead hand out mobile devices to the male passengers so they can beat off to porn during the flight.
Tuesday 07.04.15 – Bate Houses
This idea has been inspired by the comments and suggestions of other perverts on here including :
Dirtyflits
Sexistpigpornadict
Dangerdick2007
Dp-lover
Harddick10433
Paulo324
Governments / local authorities fund ‘Bate Houses’ on every street in the country. Quite simply these houses are male porn dens where guys can go to edge for hours to porn without the interference of wives / girlfriends / parents etc. (perfect for guys just getting into porn).
Every room in the house will have large TV’s showing back to back porn - only the latest and most hard core!
The shelves in every room will be stacked high with hard core porn DVD’s so that the perverts can select the sleaze they would like to wank to.
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Courtesy of porn brother : SexistPigPornAdict
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Courtesy of porn brother : SexistPigPornAdict
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Courtesy of porn brother : SexistPigPornAdict
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Courtesy of porn brother : Dangerdick2007
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Courtesy of porn brother : Dangerdick2007
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Courtesy of porn brother : Dangerdick2007
Magazines, lube and Fleshlights will be strewn on seats and couches for the guys to use.
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Laptops will also be available to watch porn on and, of course, for the guys to search for the most hard core filth online.
Deleted
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Courtesy of porn brother : SexistPigPornAdict
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Courtesy of porn brother : Dp-lover
Walls will be covered in porn posters.
Deleted
Deleted
Deleted
Guys will be free to stroke off and blow their loads wherever they choose.
Deleted
Deleted
Hot local whores will be on standby to rim the guys ass holes, suck their cocks and get fucked - all to aid the guys enjoyment of the porn. When the guy blows his load the whore freshens up and takes care of another guy. None of the guys take their eyes off the porn, they just use the whores holes to help empty their sacks whilst they worship their favourite porn stars.
The porn is updated every couple of days so the guys always have new material for cum over. Entry will be free.
08.04.15 – McPorn Drive Thru – ‘We’re Loving It’
In a further attempt to make porn even more accessible, McDonalds will agree a deal with major porn studios so that hard core filth is sold at their Drive Thru’s - so not only will guys be able to order fuel for their bodies, they will also now be able to order fuel for their bate.
McDonalds will hire only the hottest whores to work the counters. They will offer hand jobs to the guys whilst they wait for their orders.
It will be common place for the counter whores to ask:
“Would you like to supersize that with some Wet Food”
Or : “And would you like Cum In My Ass Not In My Mouth with that?”
Or : “We also have a limited edition of Mike Adriano’s Anal Lessons this week, would you like to try it”?
The McDonalds staff will be obliged to ask every male customer if he would like to order some porn when placing his order – helping to overcum any reticence he may have to buy porn at McDonalds.
Only the best and latest porn will be available at the McPorn Drive Thru.
Guys will be welcome to park up and eat their meals and have a wank at the same time should they so wish.
The larger restaurants will also show porn in-store.
In a bid to increase market share, KFC responds by rebranding as Kenfucky Fried Chicken, offering blow jobs at their Drive Thru’s.
Some of the ideas will simply be things I would love to see e.g. "Riley Reid gets double fucked in her ass hole on Live Gonzo". Others may be more fanciful and completely off the wall. But all will be an insight into the mind of a proud, porn addicted wanker. Please feel free to add your own 'thought for the day' should you so wish.
Saturday 28.03.15 - In every scene the girl(s) should rim the guys ass hole.
Sunday 29.03.15 – Governments worldwide introduce the ‘Cuming Of Age – Introduction to Porn Act 2015’
On reaching the age of 18 every young man receives vouchers to the value of £200 (or equivalent in each respective country) which must be redeemed in porn stores / porn cinemas / adult booths (not online). They receive these vouchers every year until the age of 30. The scheme is widely praised for achieving three things: 1) introducing young men to the pleasure of porn. 2) Giving a much needed boost to our porn retailers. 3) Removing the stigma of porn.
Monday 30.03.15 – ‘18 Years & 1 Second’ Series
One of the leading studios (let’s say Evil Angel) introduce a new series called ’18 Years & 1 Second’. In short, a hot little smooth cunt whore is inducted into porno the second she turns 18. On the stroke of midnight, dressed in school uniform, she is willingly manhandled, groped and pretty quickly has a cock in her mouth, cunt and ass hole (think Tony Ribas, James Deen, Ramon Nomar, John Strong etc). Each scene will be shot somewhere suitably seedy, like a porn cinema, an adult store, a glory hole booth, an alleyway so that other real life perverts get the pleasure of beating off whilst the whole thing plays out before them. After the 'paid for' male talent empty their sacks down her throat, in her cunt and up her ass hole (all of this will be obligatory in each scene), the 'real life' pervs are allowed to drain their balls all over the willing little whore. Desperate not to waste any of the loads, she sucks the jizz off the cum stained floor. Afterwards she is taken to Burger King for fries and a chocolate milkshake. Okay, maybe the last bit isn't necessary!
Tuesday 31.03.15 – Porn studios pay triple money to twins / sisters to appear in the same scene together for our wank pleasure.
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The REAL Wednesday 01.04.15 Post - 'RAW is LAW'
Okay, the previous post was a poor attempt at an April Fools joke that fooled no one. So here is the REAL 'A Porn Idea A Day' for today: Introduce 'Raw Is Law' legislation that BANS the use of condoms in ANY porn scene. Now that is more like it!
Thursday 02.04.15 – The Porn Bus.
Many parts of the country (whichever country that may be) are poorly serviced by porn stores (and in some cases internet connectivity). So a public service should be provided to ensure all REAL men have access to the best and most high quality porn regardless of where they live. The buses would continually tour these ‘porn free’ zones ensuring that everyman has free access to the filth that we all crave. The buses would feature seats with in-built screens (much like an aircraft). The screens would feature multiple channels of the best, most recent and most hard core porn. Larger screens would also play-out top quality jizz movies. In order to create extra interest amongst perverts, the buses would occasionally feature a porn star and men would be given the opportunity to blow their loads all over the whore. The buses would be sponsored by free porn sites.
Friday 03.04.15 – The Porn Lottery.
A twice weekly national lottery is introduced. It will be free for all men of legal age to enter. The winner will get to fuck a porn star (a different, top quality whore will be on offer each week). The winner can use the whore anyway he pleases; hard throat fuck, in the cunt, in the ass, cream pie, coat her throat – whatever takes his perverted fancy. He will have to be tested before hand as no condoms are allowed. Everything will be filmed in order that the lucky guy can edge and load to it as a happy memory of his day. The guy also gets to choose whether the film goes online / sale.
Saturday 04.04.15 – XXX Factor / Porn Idol / Strictly Cum Porn Fucking / Fucking With The Porn Stars
Following the success in recent years of talent shows such as American Idol / X Factor / Dancing With The Stars / Strictly Come Dancing etc., a new prime time show is launched to find the newest, hottest and nastiest porn talent. ’XXX Factor’ will air on mainstream terrestrial channels every Saturday night at prime time. There will be auditions across the country where whores will compete to go to the live shows. To get past the first stage auditions they will, of course, be expected to perform sex acts in front of the judges:
Much like the format for X Factor there will be age categories:
Barely Legal – otherwise known as 18 years Old (only)
Fresh Meat – 19-29
MILFs – 30-35
Each week the whores have to perform a different genre of porn – for example:
Anal
DP
Double Anal
Triple Anal
Gang Bang
Fisting
Gape
The judges / mentors will consist of porn experts e.g.:
Jules Jordan
Brandon Iron
Tory Lane
And each week a porn addicted member of the public will act as guest judge – think:
Sexistpigpornadict
Paulo324
Harddick10433
Dirtyflits
Filthywanker
Zonda69
Dangerdick2007
Fatbob22
DP-lover
Cfrpilot
All of the sex scenes will be performed live on stage in front of a studio audience.
The two whores that get the lowest vote each week will have to perform in a 'Fuck Off' (where the loser will literally be told to "Fuck off" by the judges at the end of the show). In the "Fuck Off", the whores will perform on stage together to see who is the bigger whore as they get gang fucked by numerous guys.
"The Weekly Fuck Off"
The winner of the competition will win a contract with Evil Angel /Kink / Jules Jordan etc.
Sunday 05.04.13 – Easter Whore Hunt
Major cities across the world introduce the ‘Easter Whore Hunt’ on Easter Sunday. The idea is simple. Porn Stars and hot whores are hunted down in local parks etc. and fucked by random guys.
The guys can fuck them anyway they like; in the ass, dp them with a friend, gang bang them with strangers, blow their loads inside the whore cunts and ass holes etc. – no condoms allowed.
The whole event will also be beamed across the nation on live news feeds and streamed online so that those that cannot participate can edge for hours watching the whole thing unfold.
Guys that do participate will be encouraged to film it all on their mobile phones for future posterity so they can spread their legs, stroke off and remember a great day.
One of the highlights of the day will be periodic pauses on the hour when the hot, well used porn whores have to eat local perverts fresh loads off Easter Eggs.
The Whore Hunt will last for 24 hours. And of course it will be entirely free for all men to participate.
Monday 06.04.15 – Porn International Airlines
Every country launches a new national airline carrier. ‘Porn International Airlines’ does exactly what it says on the tin - in effect it is a sleazy porn store at 34,000ft.
The crew is made up of only the hottest whores that will do whatever it takes to please the customer.
On selected flights, porn stars will be available to be fucked by all the passengers.
Instead of showing mainstream movies, the seat back entertainment will be made up entirely of hard core porn. Guys will be encouraged to jerk off as often as they wish throughout the flight.
Porn will also be shown in the toilets.
The general rule will be that only men can travel by Porn International Airlines. The exception will be where a woman (who will need to be pre-vetted for looks / body etc.) will be allowed on board - but only on the proviso that she is willing to get fucked by any guy(s) that demand it. As a reward she can fly free – which encourages college girls with the desire to see the world to take advantage of the offer.
In addition to the usual trolley service, the whore stewardesses will frequently walk the aisles offering blow jobs, hand jobs and any of their holes to the passengers.
All travel will be heavily subsidised. The new airline proves so popular that its budget rivals are forced to respond. Those airlines that do not offer in-flight entertainment instead hand out mobile devices to the male passengers so they can beat off to porn during the flight.
Tuesday 07.04.15 – Bate Houses
This idea has been inspired by the comments and suggestions of other perverts on here including :
Dirtyflits
Sexistpigpornadict
Dangerdick2007
Dp-lover
Harddick10433
Paulo324
Governments / local authorities fund ‘Bate Houses’ on every street in the country. Quite simply these houses are male porn dens where guys can go to edge for hours to porn without the interference of wives / girlfriends / parents etc. (perfect for guys just getting into porn).
Every room in the house will have large TV’s showing back to back porn - only the latest and most hard core!
The shelves in every room will be stacked high with hard core porn DVD’s so that the perverts can select the sleaze they would like to wank to.
Deleted
Courtesy of porn brother : SexistPigPornAdict
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Courtesy of porn brother : SexistPigPornAdict
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Courtesy of porn brother : SexistPigPornAdict
Deleted
Courtesy of porn brother : Dangerdick2007
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Courtesy of porn brother : Dangerdick2007
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Courtesy of porn brother : Dangerdick2007
Magazines, lube and Fleshlights will be strewn on seats and couches for the guys to use.
Deleted
Deleted
Laptops will also be available to watch porn on and, of course, for the guys to search for the most hard core filth online.
Deleted
Deleted
Courtesy of porn brother : SexistPigPornAdict
Deleted
Courtesy of porn brother : Dp-lover
Walls will be covered in porn posters.
Deleted
Deleted
Deleted
Guys will be free to stroke off and blow their loads wherever they choose.
Deleted
Deleted
Hot local whores will be on standby to rim the guys ass holes, suck their cocks and get fucked - all to aid the guys enjoyment of the porn. When the guy blows his load the whore freshens up and takes care of another guy. None of the guys take their eyes off the porn, they just use the whores holes to help empty their sacks whilst they worship their favourite porn stars.
The porn is updated every couple of days so the guys always have new material for cum over. Entry will be free.
08.04.15 – McPorn Drive Thru – ‘We’re Loving It’
In a further attempt to make porn even more accessible, McDonalds will agree a deal with major porn studios so that hard core filth is sold at their Drive Thru’s - so not only will guys be able to order fuel for their bodies, they will also now be able to order fuel for their bate.
McDonalds will hire only the hottest whores to work the counters. They will offer hand jobs to the guys whilst they wait for their orders.
It will be common place for the counter whores to ask:
“Would you like to supersize that with some Wet Food”
Or : “And would you like Cum In My Ass Not In My Mouth with that?”
Or : “We also have a limited edition of Mike Adriano’s Anal Lessons this week, would you like to try it”?
The McDonalds staff will be obliged to ask every male customer if he would like to order some porn when placing his order – helping to overcum any reticence he may have to buy porn at McDonalds.
Only the best and latest porn will be available at the McPorn Drive Thru.
Guys will be welcome to park up and eat their meals and have a wank at the same time should they so wish.
The larger restaurants will also show porn in-store.
In a bid to increase market share, KFC responds by rebranding as Kenfucky Fried Chicken, offering blow jobs at their Drive Thru’s.
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