A Porn Idea A Day - Friday 24.04.15 (Wank Bank)

They are like a food bank - just replace the food with porn...

A nationwide scheme is established to support men who cannot afford to buy their own porn – perhaps they are temporarily out of work*, retired or students. Wank Banks will be established all over the country. They will be supported with donations of porn from other thoughtful perverts who believe passionately that all men should have access to hard core pornography.

The Wank Banks will allow guys access to porn magazines, DVD’s and hard drives full of the latest jizz flicks.

The needy perverts simply attend the Wank Bank and they are given a supply of porn to aid their bate.

On occasions, such as Christmas and Thanks Giving, porn stars will help distribute the porn.

*Unemployed patrons of the Wank Banks will need to show proof that they are actively seeking employment (we are a generous bunch and we want to support our bate buddy porn freak brothers but we are not here to support freeloaders!).

Published by jackoffxxx

10 years ago

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jackoffxxx Publisher 10 years ago

to maternus1 : You are right, much more focus needs to be given to feeding a man's perversion - not just his stomach!

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Paulo324 10 years ago

to jackoffxxx : I love the idea of being tested to see how much knowledge of the porn world that someone has! Can you name top whores, studios, positions, series? If not, then they get the shittiest porn haha

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maternus1 10 years ago

by the way, I love that cover up there, "more cocks, more cum, more fun, gang bang whores at their best" a promise that increases my hope for a better world, soon there will be hardcore paradise on earth, brothers we are on a crusade !!!

maternus1 10 years ago

to dangerdick2007 : exactly, what do we pay taxes for, huh ??!! schools, where girls learn arithmatics, reading, writing; a total wrong concept. they should be prepared for a carreer as porn whore. I want my taxes used for real values like a good porn infrastructure, as jackoffxxx always points out with his tremendous ideas. Good deeds for the poor like this idea, THAT are values i can identify with as a progressive wanker being.

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maternus1 10 years ago

there are millions of "feed the world"-organizations, but nobody thought ever about the real bare necessities of menkind, starvation even I know first world being, first comes the hunger for porn, then a big gap and then comes food and a roof over my head. Thanks jackoffxxx you discovered what this world really lacks. All this so called aid agencies with all their bullshitt aims ! The world needs more porn, way more. All this poor fellows down there with no access to hardcore, my donations only would go to "fast internet access for somalia". I only would support those wank stations if all other sites are blocked, except hardcore. We need a filter system, that blocks family sites, etc. only HARDCORE is available for my african fellow human wank beings.

jackoffxxx Publisher 10 years ago

to tonguefuckherass : Hmmmm, good point. Maybe they would need to complete an exam before hand. Naming porn stars, directors, studios, who takes it in the ass hole and who doesn't etc. Real porn enthusiasts only need apply.

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tonguefuckherass 10 years ago

I wonder how you'd seperate the true porn enthusiatst from the freeloaders. The kind of ID card provides some material for a new idea :) Wank on!

jackoffxxx Publisher 10 years ago

to dangerdick2007 : I am sure between us we would have a lot to donate. REAL men need porn.

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dangerdick2007 10 years ago

I'm all for this! Porn distribution should be nationalized, like Canada's healthcare system!

jackoffxxx Publisher 10 years ago

to fatbob22 : Added (above). Another great idea. I think you should be writing this filth!!!

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fatbob22 10 years ago

A special section for used (cummed on mags) would be good.