Tuesday 26th May

I'm off work for the day, what to do. Deffo perv some vids on the site here, perhaps break out the vibe and masturbate for a while, play with my tits on cam and maybe get around to answering some emails, dirtiest first of course.

Mind you, why do folk still send one-line emails saying stuff like,"How are you?" or "had a good weekend?" or just "Hi" - all a bit pointless. Tell you what ... listen up all you one-line merchants, here are the answers you seek; read 'em and then go and bother someone more desperate ...

I'm fine
I had a good weekend
Yes I'm horny (but not for you)
No I don't want to look at your (inadequate) cock
No, I don't want to meet up with you for a quickie (just have a wank for goodness sake)
And, no, I'm not turned on by "younger men" (this tells me you think I'm an "older woman" ... how is that supposed to enamour me to you bozos?).

Now they've all gone I can concentrate on the juicy stuff. Vibe on, pants pulled to one side, all systems go :-)