A Porn Idea A Day - Tuesday 13.10.15 (200 & Ou

Today is the 200th ‘A Porn Idea A Day’ – and the last. Having reached this significant milestone it seems an appropriate time to bring the curtain down on my small and insignificant contribution to the pages of XHamster.

I have thoroughly enjoyed cuming up with the ideas. Most of them were, of course, ridiculous (apart from my idea to launch a porn pen which will surely cum to pass one day)…



…but whatever the ideas were, they allowed me to post some wonderful, hard core porn images along the way.



Thanks so much to everyone that took the time to read this crap (in-between your bate sessions) and especially to those of you that regularly contributed - it was extremely gracious of everyone, especially when there is so much other great content on here!



At last count I had another 37,624 ideas left to share, but you’ll be pleased to know I will no longer bore you with them. So, in this final ‘A Porn Idea A Day’, I will leave you with just a few ideas that will make you glad it is finally all over…

A Porn Idea:

Following months of negotiations between myself and Heinz, they have agreed to launch a special edition of their Alphabetti Spaghetti product.



The brand has agreed that this delicious tomato flavoured pasta dish will feature letters allowing you to spell the name of any porn star in the world.



I would spell Tory Lane...



A Porn Idea:

Tefal launches a special edition toaster which allows porn fans to have the image of their favourite porn whore marked onto the bread. A perfect start to the day.



Imagine this on your toast in the morning...



A Porn Idea:

Parliaments around the world agree to ban all anima1 lovers from viewing porn. No one likes anima1s and anyone that says, “a man’s best friend is his dog” needs to get a fucking life.


"No I won't"...

Anima1s are good for three things:

1. Eating
2. Wearing
3. Experimenting on

We all know that “a man’s best friend is his cock and his porn”.



Thanks for reading everyone.