In Praise of the Lisa Anns of the (Porn) World
(With apologies to jackoffxxx, whose blood pressure just went through the roof:))
Make no mistake about it: I love my porn hardcore, rough-edged and really, really nasty.
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Having said that, I can also get off on softcore tease as long as it features PERFECT 10 Plasticized Beauty Queens like, say, NIKKI BENZ
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COURTNEY TAYLOR
SUMMER BRIELLE
and yes, LISA ANN
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That's because I'm a FEMALE BEAUTY ADDICT. When it comes to females, LOOKS, to me, are all-important. I WORSHIP female beauty. A female without looks is fucking worthless as far as I'm concerned.
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Which is why I SOMETIMES get off harder and easier to the above-referenced tease than I can to super nasty shit featuring porn whores such as AMBER RAYNE who are far from being physically perfect.
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That seems to be a minority opinion here on XHam, where nasty rules and the Lisa Ann's of the Porn World get hated on frequently for not being as hardcore nasty as the Amber Rayne's of the Porn World.
Well, I disagree, which is why I - to the horrors of some of my friends here - voted for such physically perfect specimens as LISA ANN
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BRIANA BANKS
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and JENNA JAMESON
for the recent Top 25 Porn Stars of the Millenium poll. Only Lisa Ann made the group's cut.
I also voted - I should note - for such hardcore queens as Amber Rayne, Sandra Romain and others. See above ("I love my porn hardcore, rough-edged and really, really nasty.")
Of course, the best of all possible worlds is physical beauty COMBINED with really, really nasty. Examples of those who ranked in the recent poll include AUDREY HOLLANDER
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BRIDGETTE KERKOVE
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and BONNIE ROTTEN
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Though all-natural, ADRIANA CHECHIK is probably the greatest active example of physical beauty AND down-and-dirty nastiness. Actually, forget the "probably." This bitch, one of the GREATEST performers of all time, takes nastiness to a whole new level. All the better that she's stone cold gorgeous as well (though I wouldn't lose any sleep if she got a pair of bigger bolt-ons).
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But until and if Adriana goes under that Beverly Hills knife, next time I wanna blow a load (like right now), depending on my mood, I might go for a hardcore nasty skank
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or - being the female beauty addict that I am - I might go for physical perfection instead.
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Make no mistake about it: I love my porn hardcore, rough-edged and really, really nasty.
ลบไปแล้ว
Having said that, I can also get off on softcore tease as long as it features PERFECT 10 Plasticized Beauty Queens like, say, NIKKI BENZ
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COURTNEY TAYLOR
SUMMER BRIELLE
and yes, LISA ANN
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That's because I'm a FEMALE BEAUTY ADDICT. When it comes to females, LOOKS, to me, are all-important. I WORSHIP female beauty. A female without looks is fucking worthless as far as I'm concerned.
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Which is why I SOMETIMES get off harder and easier to the above-referenced tease than I can to super nasty shit featuring porn whores such as AMBER RAYNE who are far from being physically perfect.
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That seems to be a minority opinion here on XHam, where nasty rules and the Lisa Ann's of the Porn World get hated on frequently for not being as hardcore nasty as the Amber Rayne's of the Porn World.
Well, I disagree, which is why I - to the horrors of some of my friends here - voted for such physically perfect specimens as LISA ANN
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BRIANA BANKS
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and JENNA JAMESON
for the recent Top 25 Porn Stars of the Millenium poll. Only Lisa Ann made the group's cut.
I also voted - I should note - for such hardcore queens as Amber Rayne, Sandra Romain and others. See above ("I love my porn hardcore, rough-edged and really, really nasty.")
Of course, the best of all possible worlds is physical beauty COMBINED with really, really nasty. Examples of those who ranked in the recent poll include AUDREY HOLLANDER
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BRIDGETTE KERKOVE
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and BONNIE ROTTEN
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Though all-natural, ADRIANA CHECHIK is probably the greatest active example of physical beauty AND down-and-dirty nastiness. Actually, forget the "probably." This bitch, one of the GREATEST performers of all time, takes nastiness to a whole new level. All the better that she's stone cold gorgeous as well (though I wouldn't lose any sleep if she got a pair of bigger bolt-ons).
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But until and if Adriana goes under that Beverly Hills knife, next time I wanna blow a load (like right now), depending on my mood, I might go for a hardcore nasty skank
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or - being the female beauty addict that I am - I might go for physical perfection instead.
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