Skinny Dipping

An elderly man owned a large farm which had a large pond down the back with a picnic table, horseshoe court, and some apple and peach trees.

One afternoon the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and collect some fruit so he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to carry the fruit in.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing and as he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The old man frowned, “I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked”

Holding the bucket up he said, “I'm here to feed the crocodile”

Some old men can still think fast.