What Porn Babe Wud This Uggo Love 2 B? Group Blog

Over on Reddit.com, an ugly double brown bagger whose moniker is (appropriately) AllIamisuseless, tearfully asks Ask.Women, "How can I deal with being ugly?"
I'll spare you the entire self-pitying rant, but here's a link if you're really interested:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/3rhvld/how_can_i_deal_with_being_ugly/

Mean nasty sadistic me can never let an opportunity pass to kick an uggo when she's down, so under one of my many Reddit monikers, TheGodOfPorn666 (who mercilessly trolls no fappers, anti-porn feminists, crushed wives of porn addicts, etc), I mockingly replied:

"If you could look like any one of these Gorgeous Perfect 10 Porn Goddess Beauties and be worshipped by millions of men worldwide, which one would you pick?

1 - JENNA JAMESON


2 - LISA ANN


3 - RIKKI SIXX


4 - MADISON IVY


5 -BRIDGETTE KERKOVE


6 -SUMMER BRIELLE


7 - COURTNEY TAYLOR


8 - CHRISTY MACK


9 - JUELZ VENTURA


10 - ALEKTRA BLUE


11 - PHOENIX MARIE


12 - TERA PATRICK


13 - NIKKI BENZ
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14 - JENNA PRESLEY


15 - ANGELINA VALENTINE


"They're all soooooooo GORGEOUS, aren't they? Tough choice I realize. But which one would you give anything to look like?"

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My question for you friends is, what OTHER Perfect 10 Porn Goddesses would make this uggo give her left tit to look like? Leave your choices in comments below and I'll add photos of your picks to the blog. Keep 'em PERFECT 10s.

(UPDATE: THANKS FOR ALL THE RESPONSES, BUT SOME OF YOU ARE LISTING PORN GODDESSES WHO ARE ALREADY ON THE LIST. I'M LOOKING FOR ADDITIONAL FACES. LOOK THROUGH WHO'S ALREADY LISTED AND TRY TO SUGGEST SOMEONE NEW)

I reserve the right not to add 'em if they don't make the grade (flawless faces/perfect bodies/PLASTIC much preferred, but not absolutely necessary). As much as I love her as a performer, somebody less-than-perfect like Amber Rayne Fire or some other blah-bodied natural girl is not what I'm looking for. Think GLAMOUR and "unrealistic standards of female beauty," as porn-hating feminists are always whining about. Fire away.

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Can't believe I left the ultimate Plastic Barbie Bimbo Porn Goddess Fuck Doll off this list. Fortunately, http://xhamster.com/user/pink_leggings reminded me of the woman who crushes uggos' self-esteem like no other.
ALETTA OCEAN


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http://xhamster.com/user/jxgggddd picks
ultimate plastic fuck doll AMY ANDERSSEN. I concur 100%. PERFECT choice.


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Few Plastic Queens can can compare with AMY ANDERSSEN. One who can - and even surpass her - is softcore Queen CANDY CHARMS. Miss Uggo would give up 50 IQ points - or three toes and a thumb:) - to look like gorgeous, breathtaking Candy,


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My man http://xhamster.com/user/Paulo324 makes a GREAT nomination. Gorgeous big fake-titted Brit Porn Goddess
CHESSIE KAY, OMFG, Mmmmm. I agree 1000%. Chessie's sure to thoroughly crush the self esteem of uggos everywhere:) My absolute fave Porn Goddess of the moment.


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Speaking of Brit Porn Goddesses, here's three more any uggo would give 25 IQ points to look like (dumb but HOT:))
KERRY LOUISE


DELTA WHITE


JASMINE JAE


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Six more Physically Perfect American Blonde Plastic Goddesses, including one of the most physically stunning Porn Stars of all time (who JENNA JAMESON once said was waaaay better looking than her),
BRIANA BANKS


NINA ELLE


GINA LYNN


KAGNEY LINN KARTER


(newbie) VYXEN STELLE


HELLY HELLFIRE


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Thanks to http://xhamster.com/user/mike_raff for reminding me of a major omission
AUDREY BITONI


Mike also picks another uggo-crushing piece of Porn Perfection
NIKKI SEXX


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Two more fave pieces of Porn Perfection of mine
KIANNA DIOR


and, of course, ultimate blonde bimbo barbie SHYLA STYLEZ


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http://xhamster.com/user/HarleytheGnarly nominates
ravishing redhead Anal Queen AUDREY HOLLANDER


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How about this complete package, Perfect Face, Perfect Body? The face that has sucked the remaining life out of of 1000s of self-loathing uggo's crushed egos, the incomparable stone-cold GORGEOUS Perfect 20 Brit fetish MILF
TAYLOR WAYNE, Mmmmmmm ... That FACE OMFG.


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More Perfect 10s (near-Perfect 9s don't make the cut):
TEAGAN PRESLEY


JESSE JANE


LEXXI TYLER


FRANCESKA JAIMES


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http://xhamster.com/user/baloo192 nominates blue-eyed, blonde plastic beauty
NICOLE ANISTON. Excellent choice.

Nicole will suck any remaining life out of any uggo's crushed self-esteem without breaking a sweat:)

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Not every uggo-crushing babe has to be blonde, of course. http://xhamster.com/user/Whore_Maker picks brunnette smokin' hot Latina Porn Queen
MASON MOORE, possessor of one of the most outrageous bods in all of smutdom and one of my personal sack-draining faves.

The right Perfect10 brunette will demoralize an uggo just as effectively as a blonde.


TO BE CONTINUED ....