Cris-Co
A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?" A store
clerk says to him, "Sir, the Crisco is in Aisle Five." He says, "I'm not looking
for cooking Crisco, I'm calling my wife." The clerk says, "Your wife is named
Crisco'?" He says, "No, I only call her that in public." The clerk says, "What
do you call her when you're home?" He says, "Lard ass."
clerk says to him, "Sir, the Crisco is in Aisle Five." He says, "I'm not looking
for cooking Crisco, I'm calling my wife." The clerk says, "Your wife is named
Crisco'?" He says, "No, I only call her that in public." The clerk says, "What
do you call her when you're home?" He says, "Lard ass."
9 years ago