NO JOKES! Almost started a fire while masturbating

Though it is the 1st of April, something not very funny happened, because of (*sigh*) plenty of lust :( I felt like I had to cum no matter what, but I also had to cook something. I decided to make it simple - just boil stuff. I left the pot on the stove and went to watch porn and... flick my bean ^___^ After a while I suddenly thought about checking on the pot and it already had a strong smell of my burnt lunch. After a nice pleasure I now have to "enjoy" this burnt meal and unfortunately, I don't feel like I learnt a lesson or something. Just bad timing :/ Just a coincidence. Even if it happens again... I'll never... stop... watching... porn AND!.. touching... my... pussy! :D

Published by vaders_daughter

9 years ago

Comments

st_john_green 5 years ago

Oh no that's not good i am glad that you are ok.

xiaoluxiong 6 years ago

Maybe cook first if you can :)

RICK_055 8 years ago

Very Interesting *_*

catdad4u 9 years ago

Glad you're ok

Greening4 9 years ago

Haha I love the title of this blog. NO JOKES! I know a very wise man who says something similar. JOKES! PS. Glad to hear there were no injuries caused in the incident.

greenu 9 years ago

Its better to have burned food on the stove than a unstatisfied burn between the legs

HotFinix 9 years ago

This is way too funny! Im glad nothing bad happened!

I am you are ok and nothing serious happened... <3

xavnat 9 years ago

You're unbelievable :))

Velour1 9 years ago

thanks for sharing :)