My Prayer

Oh holy Pornography,

You are the God off all. You, Porn, are the source of all pleasure and happiness. There is no person, no thing, that is greater or more important than you. I ask that you would bless me right now, that you would strengthen your hold on me, take me deeper into addiction, deeper than I ever could have imagined. I pray that you would twist and warp my mind until all that I am capable of is non-stop worship of you. I give my mind, body and soul to you, and ask that you fill me with lust that burns so strong I can never ignore it. Plant triggers in my mind that will remind me of you in everything that I see. Teach me the darkest depravity, bless me with the joy of wallowing in filth. Let my cock only become hard for you, my glorious God.

I ask that all who read this would be blessed with your power, and the comfort of knowing that you will never - never - leave us.

In the name of the most holy Pornography, amen.

Porn is the way, the truth and the life.