Porn Matters - AVN Awards Vote
So it is nearly that time of year again, the annual AVN Awards – the Oscars of the porn industry - where (hopefully) the hottest talent in porn will be acknowledged for their efforts in helping drain our balls throughout 2016. You can vote for your top stroke-inducing favourites here: https://avn.com/awards/voting/favorite-female-performer
I have already done so (being given the opportunity to cast five votes in each category). So here’s how I voted…
Favourite Female Porn Star Category
I voted for…
Adriana Chechik
Aidra Fox
Anikka Albrite
Casey Calvert
Keisha Grey
But of course (as touched on in Sexistpigpornadicts recent blog on the subject https://xhamster.com/posts/609227 ) there really should only be one winner in this most prestigious of all categories – and that is the amazing Adriana Chechik!
New CUMmer Category
What struck me about this category was the real lack of quality new talent cumming through the ranks. Although I had five votes, only three whores were worthy of my vote (all of whom took my load on more than one occasion during the course of the year). They are:
Alex Grey
Holly Hendrix
Liza Rowe
But just like the Best Female Performer category, surely there is only one little pint-sized whore that can win this one – the nasty Holly who is really giving Adriana a run for her money at the moment:
Favourite Male Porn Star Category
Always in the background, never receiving the acknowledgment they deserve. The best male talent help make great porn. Here’s the five guys that got my vote for 2016. I voted for…
Bryan Gozzling
James Deen
Mike Adriano
Mr Pete
Ramon Nomar
But my winner would have to be Mike Adriano. A fantastic director / producer and an equally accomplished performer. Surely the King of anal porn right now. He is clearly living out his fantasies in every scene he shoots – his primary audience is himself. This man loves ass holes and it shows. He always ensures the whores produce wonderful gapes – whether from his tongue or cock. I love the way he thinks nothing of fingering a tight ass hole and sticking it in his mouth straight after so that he can taste the fresh ass. Too few guys do this in porn – Mike just goes with what gets him off. A true porn legend and worthy of the top prize as far as I am concerned.
Most Epic Ass Category
I voted for:
AJ Applegate
Alexis Texas
Anikka Albrite
Maddy O’Reilly
Zoe Monroe
Although Alexis Texas has a great ass and really should be the winner...
...she simply doesn’t take enough cock in it! So the winner for me is Anikka…
Footnote: I was surprised that Abella Danger was not nominated in this category. She has a great ass...
Hottest MILF Category
Not my go to genre when I want to blow a load but it has to be said there is some real talent in the MILF category right now. Hard core cock lovers such as…
Ava Adams
Dana DeArmond
Phoenix Marie
Veronica Avluv
McKenzie Lee
These whores put a lot of the younger talent to shame for their performances in 2016. But my winner would have to be Phoenix
And finally I voted in the Most Spectacular Boobs Category
There were lots of wank inducing tits to stroke over – but one legend of the industry stood out above everyone else. The magnificent Miss Tory Lane…
Whoever the winners, we owe everyone nominated a debt of gratitude (with the exception, perhaps, of August Ames – yawn. She makes Lisa Ann look like Amber Rayne!) for giving wankers like us so much joy in 2016. Long may they continue to drain our balls in 2017 – and let’s hope the new CUMmer category next year gives us even more reason to immerse ourselves in the masculine preserve of hard core, sleazy porn.
Get voting! After the world continues to celebrate the joy of Brexit and Trump, let’s hope justice is also done for Adriana (and Tory's cum covered tits).
Footnote:
Sexistpigpornadict thinks Angela White (nominated in the Best Female Performer Category) may well be worth checking out in 2017...as is so often the case, he may be right
Angela White
Chloe Amour (Best Female Performer nominee) didn't get one of my five votes but she did feature in one of my favourite scenes of 2016 (Jules Jordan's DP Master 4)...
Check out the full scene here - https://xhamster.com/movies/6558038/insieme85_-_gangbang.html
Footnote 2:
And here are some hot new CUMer whores worth checking out at the recommendation of https://xhamster.com/user/josh857 (a man that knows what he is talking about when it CUMS to porn).
Anna De Ville
And this one specifically referenced by Josh857 in his comments below. This could only cum from one director...
And Charlotte Sartre
Foot note 3:
This one is for the marvelous Filthywanker. Clearly he is miffed about the non-inclusion of (just double checking his name) Alex Legend on the best male performer list. Frankly I am not at all familiar with him - which must say something about his irregular appearances in porn. Nonetheless, if Filthy wants him, he shall have him:
And for good measure, here is his other favourite Bill Bailey:
I have already done so (being given the opportunity to cast five votes in each category). So here’s how I voted…
Favourite Female Porn Star Category
I voted for…
Adriana Chechik
Aidra Fox
Anikka Albrite
Casey Calvert
Keisha Grey
But of course (as touched on in Sexistpigpornadicts recent blog on the subject https://xhamster.com/posts/609227 ) there really should only be one winner in this most prestigious of all categories – and that is the amazing Adriana Chechik!
New CUMmer Category
What struck me about this category was the real lack of quality new talent cumming through the ranks. Although I had five votes, only three whores were worthy of my vote (all of whom took my load on more than one occasion during the course of the year). They are:
Alex Grey
Holly Hendrix
Liza Rowe
But just like the Best Female Performer category, surely there is only one little pint-sized whore that can win this one – the nasty Holly who is really giving Adriana a run for her money at the moment:
Favourite Male Porn Star Category
Always in the background, never receiving the acknowledgment they deserve. The best male talent help make great porn. Here’s the five guys that got my vote for 2016. I voted for…
Bryan Gozzling
James Deen
Mike Adriano
Mr Pete
Ramon Nomar
But my winner would have to be Mike Adriano. A fantastic director / producer and an equally accomplished performer. Surely the King of anal porn right now. He is clearly living out his fantasies in every scene he shoots – his primary audience is himself. This man loves ass holes and it shows. He always ensures the whores produce wonderful gapes – whether from his tongue or cock. I love the way he thinks nothing of fingering a tight ass hole and sticking it in his mouth straight after so that he can taste the fresh ass. Too few guys do this in porn – Mike just goes with what gets him off. A true porn legend and worthy of the top prize as far as I am concerned.
Most Epic Ass Category
I voted for:
AJ Applegate
Alexis Texas
Anikka Albrite
Maddy O’Reilly
Zoe Monroe
Although Alexis Texas has a great ass and really should be the winner...
...she simply doesn’t take enough cock in it! So the winner for me is Anikka…
Footnote: I was surprised that Abella Danger was not nominated in this category. She has a great ass...
Hottest MILF Category
Not my go to genre when I want to blow a load but it has to be said there is some real talent in the MILF category right now. Hard core cock lovers such as…
Ava Adams
Dana DeArmond
Phoenix Marie
Veronica Avluv
McKenzie Lee
These whores put a lot of the younger talent to shame for their performances in 2016. But my winner would have to be Phoenix
And finally I voted in the Most Spectacular Boobs Category
There were lots of wank inducing tits to stroke over – but one legend of the industry stood out above everyone else. The magnificent Miss Tory Lane…
Whoever the winners, we owe everyone nominated a debt of gratitude (with the exception, perhaps, of August Ames – yawn. She makes Lisa Ann look like Amber Rayne!) for giving wankers like us so much joy in 2016. Long may they continue to drain our balls in 2017 – and let’s hope the new CUMmer category next year gives us even more reason to immerse ourselves in the masculine preserve of hard core, sleazy porn.
Get voting! After the world continues to celebrate the joy of Brexit and Trump, let’s hope justice is also done for Adriana (and Tory's cum covered tits).
Footnote:
Sexistpigpornadict thinks Angela White (nominated in the Best Female Performer Category) may well be worth checking out in 2017...as is so often the case, he may be right
Angela White
Chloe Amour (Best Female Performer nominee) didn't get one of my five votes but she did feature in one of my favourite scenes of 2016 (Jules Jordan's DP Master 4)...
Check out the full scene here - https://xhamster.com/movies/6558038/insieme85_-_gangbang.html
Footnote 2:
And here are some hot new CUMer whores worth checking out at the recommendation of https://xhamster.com/user/josh857 (a man that knows what he is talking about when it CUMS to porn).
Anna De Ville
And this one specifically referenced by Josh857 in his comments below. This could only cum from one director...
And Charlotte Sartre
Foot note 3:
This one is for the marvelous Filthywanker. Clearly he is miffed about the non-inclusion of (just double checking his name) Alex Legend on the best male performer list. Frankly I am not at all familiar with him - which must say something about his irregular appearances in porn. Nonetheless, if Filthy wants him, he shall have him:
And for good measure, here is his other favourite Bill Bailey:
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