My favorite sex jokes from http://thoughtcatalog.c

1. Q. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A. Lick-a-lotta-puss.
2. Q.What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?
A.The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
3. Q. What’s the difference between a hooker and a d**g dealer?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
4. Q. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A. He only comes once a year.