Porn Matters - Chasing The Perfect Load
WARNING: If you are offended by images of cocks, you are going to be offended by images of cocks in this blog. Then again, if you are offended by images of cock maybe you shouldn’t be watching porn at all (or just stick to Girl/Girl – yawn, snooze, zzzzzzzzzzzzz!).
Anyway, moving on…
For most REAL men (surely ALL REAL men) the perfect night in consists of:
A. House to oneself
B. Ensconced in his dimly lit man cave / bate den / wank room / jizz hut
C. Naked
D. Legs spread
E. Rock hard cock in hand
F. Surrounded by sleazy, perverted, fucked-up porn – strictly no vanilla allowed and never a condom in sight
G. Edging for hours, oblivious of the world outside
H. Culminating in a shuddering, ball draining, jizz laden climax
I. Starting all over again – determined to seek out that next porn high…never satisfied with what has gone before.
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(Copyright Sexistpigpornadict!!! King of the Bate Den).
What more could any REAL man want? Perhaps some lube?
For some others, poppers?
Maybe a Skype wank with another pervert? Or some communal filth viewing with porn br0thers on a social platform such as Rabbit? Or maybe even watching porn in a public place…
BUT I think I speak for every REAL man when I say that the more porn we watch, the more intense we want the whole experience to beCUM. Each load needs to feel more satisfying, more intense, deeper, harder, nastier than the last. Alas we don’t always achieve that goal (in fact, if we are being honest, somethings the intensity of our LOAD is disappointing). Of course this is not surprising when one images how much porn us REAL men consume on a daily basis AND how much more hard-core that same porn is compared to the past. Bottom line is, we have just about seen it all by now. From gang bang…
…to triple penetration…
From ass to mouth…
…to one whore eating cum out of another whores well used ass hole.
But what never changes is our desire for the power of our bate to completely take us over, to immerse us. We want the porn / bate zone to control our heads and our cocks. We want to go right to the edge time and again before finally tipping over it into REAL man heaven. Our cocks urging us to go deeper and deeper into a life of porn perversion. There is no such thing as too much porn – your cock knows that, as do your balls.
So in that spirit, some of us seek extra stimulus. Of course the porn will ALWAYS be the most important ingredient in our long perverted bate session – ably supported by our hard cocks and willing hand. But recently I have sought out a little extra help.
Over Christmas I was enjoying a (very) long, hard-core bate session (ticking-off all the criteria listed above). Scanning the net for anything and everything that could get me off. A shaved teen cunt, a whore getting her ass loaded by multiple perverts, cum swapping, anal gapping, another wankers porn collection on XHamster. My desire to take by bate to the next level and experience a more intense load had left me curious about trying out a cock ring. I know other porn wankers swear by them - the feel, the sensation and most of all the pleasure when finally draining their balls. So in the middle of my prolonged porn fueled wank session, I found myself on Forttroff.com, the men’s sex toy site. Whilst I stroked I scanned their pages for sex toys and ended up spending over $300 dollars on a range of cock wear (they say you should never shop for food when you are hungry – the same applies to buying sex aids when you have been edging for four hours). So I ordered a lot of them so I can experiment and see which ones make my cock and balls feel best.
The first was the FT RAW, Triple Play Cock ring. Because I am a bit of a retard, I struggle sometimes with working out which hole goes were (i.e. cock out of one and balls in the others). Nonetheless, when I do work it out (completely by chance rather than design) the Triple Play is a nice feeling, without it being too restricting – probably a good place to start for cock-ring newbies.
Too much cock. Here’s some nice cunt porn…
Next up was the FT Silicone Grunt cock ring 3-pack (just rolls of the tongue – imagine ordering over the phone). This is a real winner because it acts as a cock ring and ball stretcher all in one (I must confess I was not familiar with the term ball stretcher before this). Much more intense than the Triple Play. Loads feels a whole lot nastier when stroking to hard-core filth. And you can use, one, two, three in any combo.
A little bit too much dick? Try this cock sucking whore…
Then it was time for some metal on cock with the FT Manga X Cock Ring. I think it is fair to say that this is for the more experienced cock ring user (they probably wouldn’t play around with the rubber stuff). This feels sleazier than the others but more fiddly to get on and stay on (perhaps I bought one that was too small for my massive cock!).
Here’s some more hot stuff to take your mind of the cock…
But that wasn’t enough for this total addicted pervert wanker. So I ordered a metal ball stretcher too - the FT Mango Trainer no less!
Heavy on the balls, this again feels nice and nasty when the mood takes me. This and some hard core, deep ass fucking porn is a great combination. But I think this is still boy’s play compared to the really extreme ball stretchers available.
Let’s take a breather for a moment…
But my cock needed more, so finally I added the Tenga Flip Ultra. Honestly speaking I have probably used it two or three times. I don’t think it is particularly well put together, too fiddly and not anywhere near as intense as us serious bators would want from our long edging session – so the jury is still out on this for me. .
Of course all of this paraphernalia is designed with one thing in mind – to ensure that my porn loads feel even more satisfying, even more extreme and even more intense. For REAL men that’s what it is all about.
What do you do to get off to porn?
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Below are some of the cock ring products mentioned in various wankers responses to this blog. Check them out. Give them a go. Shoot a load:
The Ball Spreader as recommended by Jazzinazz.
Jazzinazz also likes the 8 Ball Sprocket cock ring. Looks great.
Filthywanker (who is a bit of an expert on the subject) swears by the Steel Tear Drop Cock Ring - gets him off real good...
Anyway, moving on…
For most REAL men (surely ALL REAL men) the perfect night in consists of:
A. House to oneself
B. Ensconced in his dimly lit man cave / bate den / wank room / jizz hut
C. Naked
D. Legs spread
E. Rock hard cock in hand
F. Surrounded by sleazy, perverted, fucked-up porn – strictly no vanilla allowed and never a condom in sight
G. Edging for hours, oblivious of the world outside
H. Culminating in a shuddering, ball draining, jizz laden climax
I. Starting all over again – determined to seek out that next porn high…never satisfied with what has gone before.
Deleted
(Copyright Sexistpigpornadict!!! King of the Bate Den).
What more could any REAL man want? Perhaps some lube?
For some others, poppers?
Maybe a Skype wank with another pervert? Or some communal filth viewing with porn br0thers on a social platform such as Rabbit? Or maybe even watching porn in a public place…
BUT I think I speak for every REAL man when I say that the more porn we watch, the more intense we want the whole experience to beCUM. Each load needs to feel more satisfying, more intense, deeper, harder, nastier than the last. Alas we don’t always achieve that goal (in fact, if we are being honest, somethings the intensity of our LOAD is disappointing). Of course this is not surprising when one images how much porn us REAL men consume on a daily basis AND how much more hard-core that same porn is compared to the past. Bottom line is, we have just about seen it all by now. From gang bang…
…to triple penetration…
From ass to mouth…
…to one whore eating cum out of another whores well used ass hole.
But what never changes is our desire for the power of our bate to completely take us over, to immerse us. We want the porn / bate zone to control our heads and our cocks. We want to go right to the edge time and again before finally tipping over it into REAL man heaven. Our cocks urging us to go deeper and deeper into a life of porn perversion. There is no such thing as too much porn – your cock knows that, as do your balls.
So in that spirit, some of us seek extra stimulus. Of course the porn will ALWAYS be the most important ingredient in our long perverted bate session – ably supported by our hard cocks and willing hand. But recently I have sought out a little extra help.
Over Christmas I was enjoying a (very) long, hard-core bate session (ticking-off all the criteria listed above). Scanning the net for anything and everything that could get me off. A shaved teen cunt, a whore getting her ass loaded by multiple perverts, cum swapping, anal gapping, another wankers porn collection on XHamster. My desire to take by bate to the next level and experience a more intense load had left me curious about trying out a cock ring. I know other porn wankers swear by them - the feel, the sensation and most of all the pleasure when finally draining their balls. So in the middle of my prolonged porn fueled wank session, I found myself on Forttroff.com, the men’s sex toy site. Whilst I stroked I scanned their pages for sex toys and ended up spending over $300 dollars on a range of cock wear (they say you should never shop for food when you are hungry – the same applies to buying sex aids when you have been edging for four hours). So I ordered a lot of them so I can experiment and see which ones make my cock and balls feel best.
The first was the FT RAW, Triple Play Cock ring. Because I am a bit of a retard, I struggle sometimes with working out which hole goes were (i.e. cock out of one and balls in the others). Nonetheless, when I do work it out (completely by chance rather than design) the Triple Play is a nice feeling, without it being too restricting – probably a good place to start for cock-ring newbies.
Too much cock. Here’s some nice cunt porn…
Next up was the FT Silicone Grunt cock ring 3-pack (just rolls of the tongue – imagine ordering over the phone). This is a real winner because it acts as a cock ring and ball stretcher all in one (I must confess I was not familiar with the term ball stretcher before this). Much more intense than the Triple Play. Loads feels a whole lot nastier when stroking to hard-core filth. And you can use, one, two, three in any combo.
A little bit too much dick? Try this cock sucking whore…
Then it was time for some metal on cock with the FT Manga X Cock Ring. I think it is fair to say that this is for the more experienced cock ring user (they probably wouldn’t play around with the rubber stuff). This feels sleazier than the others but more fiddly to get on and stay on (perhaps I bought one that was too small for my massive cock!).
Here’s some more hot stuff to take your mind of the cock…
But that wasn’t enough for this total addicted pervert wanker. So I ordered a metal ball stretcher too - the FT Mango Trainer no less!
Heavy on the balls, this again feels nice and nasty when the mood takes me. This and some hard core, deep ass fucking porn is a great combination. But I think this is still boy’s play compared to the really extreme ball stretchers available.
Let’s take a breather for a moment…
But my cock needed more, so finally I added the Tenga Flip Ultra. Honestly speaking I have probably used it two or three times. I don’t think it is particularly well put together, too fiddly and not anywhere near as intense as us serious bators would want from our long edging session – so the jury is still out on this for me. .
Of course all of this paraphernalia is designed with one thing in mind – to ensure that my porn loads feel even more satisfying, even more extreme and even more intense. For REAL men that’s what it is all about.
What do you do to get off to porn?
************************************************************************************************************************
Below are some of the cock ring products mentioned in various wankers responses to this blog. Check them out. Give them a go. Shoot a load:
The Ball Spreader as recommended by Jazzinazz.
Jazzinazz also likes the 8 Ball Sprocket cock ring. Looks great.
Filthywanker (who is a bit of an expert on the subject) swears by the Steel Tear Drop Cock Ring - gets him off real good...
8 years ago