Daydreaming: Myself as a porn director?

So many times I've thought, "If I were to make a porno, I'd have some definite standards & practices that would make my stuff appealing, at least to me and people who share my mindset".

These are my own opinions, and aren't meant to disparage other tastes in porn.

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A few things I would do if I made a porno:

- All female performers will be portrayed as everyday goddesses worthy of respect, kindness and sometimes worship - NEVER cheap whores, bitches or skanks. "Sluttiness" will be treated as an empowering word of highest respect, not of derision.

- Most scenes shall have at least two women in them.

- Absolutely no face-slapping, choking, gagging, shoving, or other rough treatment of women or men.

- No male performer shall use his own hand to cum. Instead, all external cumshots must be done with a woman's hand, or by rubbing against the woman in an erotic way.

- Facials will be the exception, not the rule. Cumshots on a woman's ass, back, belly, breasts, thighs or feet are considered far sexier than to the face or mouth. Absolutely no cumshots to the eyes or hair.

- Absolutely no spitting to the face or mouth. No drooling anywhere. Saliva is solely to be used as a lube, only if necessary and only sparingly. No visible oral cum-swapping.

- Natural, healthy, and "fresh" will be the preferred look for performers. No long fingernails or excessive makeup for women. No "hip-hop" or "mook" fashions for men. No excessive tattoos or piercings for either gender.

- Performers will spend some social time together prior to filming, to build interpersonal chemistry, warm respect and friendship.

- Performers will watch a selection of "Golden Age" porn, to learn how to behave in a charming, fun and sexy way; to look alive on camera.

- Performers will use hand-holding, pleasant touching, frequent eye contact, smiles, real friendliness, and gentle humor to convey affection for each other, both on camera and off.

- Camera work will de-emphasize lengthy genital closeups in favour of longer shots that attractively portray the woman's body and facial expressions during sex. Fellatio will be shown for at most 4 minutes per scene, and will not be used as time-filler in lieu of creative and varied intercourse positions.

- Women performers will not squeal like stuck pigs or bray like donkeys. Men will not be silent or robotic. The word "fuck" shall not be used more than 4 times per scene. Women will be encouraged to sound and act more like sultry, empowered adults than ridiculously over-the-top airheads. Men will display a variety of realistic human emotions and vulnerability.