Masturbation Quiz
found the original questions here:
https://de.xhamster.com/posts/472349
Age? 31
At what age did you start masturbating? 13 I think.
How many times a week do you masturbate? 12-18 times.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Once.
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Rarely.
In the shower? No.
In the bath? Sometimes.
Outdoors? No.
At work? No.
Every room in the house? No.
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? No.
A friend? Sometimes. Girls I know.
A friend's spouse? Very few times.
A stranger? No.
A co-worker? No.
A member of the same sex? Never.
A member of the opposite sex? Yes.
A past lover? No.
What position do you play in:
On your back? When in bed.
Standing? Sometimes.
Kneeling? Very few times.
Sitting? Most of the time. Like right now ;P
Lying on tummy? I like to rub my dick against the matress sometimes.
How do you play:
With left hand? Rarely.
With right hand? Every time.
With a toy? Got a giant rubber dildo that I sometimes place on my desk and jerk it paralell to my penis.
Written erotica? Occasionally.
Pictures? Always!
Movie clips online? Always!
Videos? Always!
Something on TV? No.
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Sure!
Gay or lesbian sex? Sure!
Group sex or orgies? Sure!
Blow jobs/oral sex? Sure!
Cumshots? Sure!
S&M? Sure!
Role playing? Sure!
Kinky? Sure! There is never enough porn to jerk to!
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes.
A chat room dialogue? Yes.
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes.
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes -_-
Masturbated for a man/woman? No.
Masturbated for the same sex? No.
Masturbated in a group? No.
Masturbated for a photo? Yes.
Masturbated for a webcam? No.
Masturbated for a video? Yes!! Please go check them out! =)
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Nope.
insert something or play with your ass? I'd fingered my butthole a lot of times when I was younger (25-) but not anymore.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Played pretend a few times with my big dildo ;P
Use pain as a method of playing? No.
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Never have. After cummming I find it yucky.
When was the last time you masturbated? I am masturbating right now!
Are you wet or hard now? Like a rock!
Are you going to masturbate now? duh^^
Are you a masturbation addict? Surely.
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Fuck, yeah!
What is the most you have played in one day? 6 times.
https://de.xhamster.com/posts/472349
Age? 31
At what age did you start masturbating? 13 I think.
How many times a week do you masturbate? 12-18 times.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Once.
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Rarely.
In the shower? No.
In the bath? Sometimes.
Outdoors? No.
At work? No.
Every room in the house? No.
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? No.
A friend? Sometimes. Girls I know.
A friend's spouse? Very few times.
A stranger? No.
A co-worker? No.
A member of the same sex? Never.
A member of the opposite sex? Yes.
A past lover? No.
What position do you play in:
On your back? When in bed.
Standing? Sometimes.
Kneeling? Very few times.
Sitting? Most of the time. Like right now ;P
Lying on tummy? I like to rub my dick against the matress sometimes.
How do you play:
With left hand? Rarely.
With right hand? Every time.
With a toy? Got a giant rubber dildo that I sometimes place on my desk and jerk it paralell to my penis.
Written erotica? Occasionally.
Pictures? Always!
Movie clips online? Always!
Videos? Always!
Something on TV? No.
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Sure!
Gay or lesbian sex? Sure!
Group sex or orgies? Sure!
Blow jobs/oral sex? Sure!
Cumshots? Sure!
S&M? Sure!
Role playing? Sure!
Kinky? Sure! There is never enough porn to jerk to!
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes.
A chat room dialogue? Yes.
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes.
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes -_-
Masturbated for a man/woman? No.
Masturbated for the same sex? No.
Masturbated in a group? No.
Masturbated for a photo? Yes.
Masturbated for a webcam? No.
Masturbated for a video? Yes!! Please go check them out! =)
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Nope.
insert something or play with your ass? I'd fingered my butthole a lot of times when I was younger (25-) but not anymore.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Played pretend a few times with my big dildo ;P
Use pain as a method of playing? No.
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Never have. After cummming I find it yucky.
When was the last time you masturbated? I am masturbating right now!
Are you wet or hard now? Like a rock!
Are you going to masturbate now? duh^^
Are you a masturbation addict? Surely.
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Fuck, yeah!
What is the most you have played in one day? 6 times.
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