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Porn Stars Who Do NOTHING For You - A Group Blog

While I love, worship and adore DOZENS of Porn Goddesses, there are a certain few Porn "Stars" do NOTHING for me. I couldn't get it up for them with a crane, much less blow a load to their sorry selves.
How bout you? Who are the ones who leave you flaccid, who should never have entered the business and who should leave ASAP?
Tell me your choices in comments and I'll add them and their pics/GIFs to this blog. Make sure you state WHY she/they do nothing for you.

I'll start.
SUNNY LANE is quite possibly the LEAST hot Porn "Star" of all time. Wholesome, sweet, country girl-next-door just ain't my thing (wild, drunken, big-titted blonde country bad girls on the other, uh, hand, ARE most definitely my thing).

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https://xhamster.com/users/women_are_whores, https://xhamster.com/users/labombeatomique and my man https://xhamster.com/users/paulo324 all name Lexi Belle; I agree; I've never once watched her, let alone get off on her. Natural girls in general do nothing for me. Lexi is currently in first place (a dubious distinction:))

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https://xhamster.com/users/women_are_whores also names DILLION HARPER. I don't even know who that is (and my Porn Radar is second-to-none). She MUST be lame, though she looks cute enough, but nothing extraordinary, that's for sure.

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https://xhamster.com/users/uncutchubster nominates MIA KHALIFA.

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I actually think she's cute - great bod and I have a glasses fetish - but alas, I've never gotten off on her. Tried once, but she just couldn't deliver the goods. Gotta agree with Uncut, she was pretty fucking boring.

My man https://xhamster.com/users/gunner01 nominates his fellow Brit EMMA BUTTS - I'm not sure I know who she is either, and I LOVE my Brit Porn Whores.

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I dunno brother, not that good-looking, but THOSE TITS!!! Must be a boring performer, huh?.

https://xhamster.com/users/mike_raff and https://xhamster.com/users/poryes cannot STAND Piper Perri, who I've never heard of.

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Braces? All-natural? Yeah, does NOTHING for me.

NEXT ......

Published by sexistpigpornadict

8 years ago

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rickturpin 7 years ago

Bit late to this blog but thinking of someone a little while back- Tera Patrick- on paper at least in pictures super fucking hot but as a performer- absolute crap!

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago

to mike_raff : You're a man of good porn taste:)

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mike_raff 7 years ago

to sexistpigpornadict : I'm right there with you on that brother, Tori always drains my balls dry when I watch any of her scenes (but that bodysuit.... daaaammmmnnnn), she's so impossibly good looking. And that super model body is insane. I've had so many dreams about that ass! And Amy Reid! Been a while since I've heard someone else bring her up! Her body is porn perfection, every inch, from those blowjob lips to those big round tits to that juicy rip arse.... but I get what you mean, her personality doesn't really come across so much in her scenes. Or she's got a boring personality. Either way, I know what you mean, a little something extra in her performance would have gone a long way. She did do a threesome scene with Puma Swede which is worth a watch though...

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mike_raff 7 years ago

to Paulo324 : I suppose that is a redeeming feature in that she is tiny so getting slammed hard and fast by a huge cock splits her in half lol. She just does nothing for me though... i mean there are a million tiny little hotties rocking around the porn world, and the majority of them I find a lot more attractive. Saying that though, give me a call when she's taking a rock hard 10 inches balls deep in her arse and I'll re-evaluate my decisions lol ;)

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago

to PorYes : Love this Tori Black scene too - hot anal with Mike Stefano for Elegant Angel's Porn Star Superheros - she's dressed in the scene in an all black latex bodysuit, Mmmmmmm ... https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/4607056/78349651

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago

to PorYes : I love my girl-girl scenes and one of my fave Tori Black scenes is one with Alexis Texas in Anal Buffet 5 directed by Jay Sin; those two perfectly gorgeous faces alone get me off every time; link to free preview: https://www.evilangel.com/en/video/Anal-Buffet-05-Scene-01/27376

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Paulo324 7 years ago

to mike_raff : I was in the same boat of not understanding her appeal. BUT I saw a gif of her pussy getting slammed balls deep by at least a 10-inch, rock hard BBC and it was glorious! I watched that gif for what seems like forever lol. That really put her on my map but I have yet to really search out her scenes and blow a load to her. Whenever she starts doing anal and can get rammed like that, I'll definitely be right there stroking my cock and blowing countless loads in her honor lol.

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Paulo324 7 years ago

to PorYes : That is the scene I go to if I wanna watch Tori, which is rare. She got that asshole fucking used by Rocco! It is very intense! Supermodel bitch got what she deserved!

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PorYes 7 years ago

to Whore_Maker : Just one recommendation for a Tori Scene. There is one with Rocco from Evil Angel. I'd test that. She gets fucked in the ass at an intense level.

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago

to Whore_Maker : Don't force yourself to try to like her man. If she doesn't do it for you, she doesn't do it for you. Amy Reid is someone who I think is so physically hot/gorgeous, yet I haven't gotten off on her alot just cause I haven't found her to be that exciting a performer. I try, but then her scenes usually leave me flat. Any recommendations?

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Whore_Maker 7 years ago

Each to their own, I guess she won't be added lol I understand that loads of fans like her, and rate her highly, I've never seen her do anything slightly out of the ordinary. I have had a recent revelation over Amy Reid a girl I have swept passed in search for porn in the past and have found that she's quite hot and has got me off several times since I discovered her properly. So maybe there is time for Tori.

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago

to Whore_Maker : Wow, I gotta strongly disagree with that; she's one of my all-time faves; while I tend to much prefer plastic barbies, all-natural Tori is so fucking good-looking that I get off on her easily; but - each to their own; it's all very subjective.

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Whore_Maker 7 years ago

Tori Black - never seen a scene that got me excited

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mike_raff 7 years ago

to PorYes : Finally someone talking sense! You're right, if tiny and thin is what you're into, there are plenty of sluts out there... but Piper shouldn't be one of them. I really don't get the appeal.

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mike_raff 7 years ago

to sexistpigpornadict : I wouldn't even class her as "alt"... unless alt now means no tits, no arse, weird fucking head on a plank now... I know for a fact you will not be a fan of her haha.

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PorYes 7 years ago

I agree. Piper Perri... I usually like tiny, thin sluts getting fucked like the world is ending, but she is not even close to - for example - Dakota Skye. So my vote goes to Piper Perri for this blog.

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago

to mike_raff : Good hearing from you man. It's been a while. I don't even know Piper Perri is; sounds like some all-natural "alt" chick who will likely leave me - like you - flaccid. Lemme do some quick research and then I'll be adding her to the blog.

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mike_raff 7 years ago

Piper Perri. End of. Spoken to a few people who think she's amazing, but a fistful of little blue pills couldn't help me get it up to her. Yeah, I know, 'different strokes for different folks', but I honestly don't understand how anyone can find her attractive

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago

I'm not sure "selfish" is accurate. She is who she is - she offered all she could offer - which wasn't enough for us. Lexi Belle is just a weak-ass porn performer. I'd love to know what her fans liked about her. Anyone?

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Paulo324 7 years ago

Oh yeah! I do remember checking that scene out. It was so boring that I turned it off pretty quick lmao!

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Paulo324 7 years ago

to UncutChubster : Could not agree more about Mia Khalifa! She is fucking trash as a porn whore. Her only redeemable quality is her gorgeous tits!

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago

to gunner01 : Yeah, the face isn't anything to write home about; I'll have to check her out, but until then, I'm gonna take your word on her Snooze factor since you and I are pretty much consistently on the same page with the big-titted Brit whores we love (think Jasmine, McKenzie, Kerry, others). Btw, I agree totally about Gianna Michaels (who I'll be adding to the blog). I directed her once and it produced a hilarious story which I'll fill you in on tonight (gotta run off to work now).

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gunner01 8 years ago

Re: Emma Butt - I know what you mean about those tits, which are great. On the face of it, she's my kind of slut (you know how much I love my big tit bimbos!), but she does nothing for me. Can't put my finger on it, but something about her face is a hard-on destroyer for me! Maybe I need to watch her with a mask on! ;-)

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 8 years ago

I think we're all developing a theme here. Non-glamorous girl-next-door types, SNOOZE .......

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gunner01 8 years ago

Emma Butt - I love my big-titted Brit girls, but this bitch just leaves me cold. Devoid of any sex appeal, in my opinion, and I hate her glasses (specific, I know)! I'd also add Gianna Michaels - I know she can be nasty, but a bit too close to a 'BBW' for me... Completely agree on Sunny and Lexi! A lot of the small-titted, natural sluts do nothing for me actually, so I could add a few - easier for me to list the special natural girls that I do like! A natural slut needs to be pretty special to get me interested, most obviously the goddess that is Adriana C.

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 8 years ago

I've been away for a few days; will add/respond to latest nominees soon.

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UncutChubster 8 years ago

Mia Khalifa is pretty boring to me

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Paulo324 8 years ago

As I stated below, she didn't even do anal so it was a no go for me. You can't be a true whore unless you are getting all your holes stretched out on camera for everyone to see! If you're in the whore business, be a fucking whore!

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Paulo324 8 years ago

Lexi Belle is overrated as fuck! She honestly had no appeal to me whatsoever. She doesn't do anal so that was that for me.

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 8 years ago

I've never once been tempted to watch a scene of hers - physically, she just doesn't do it for me.

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