"Top 10 Porn Stars of the Year"? Huh?!?
Just for shits and giggles, here's a rival porn tube site's Top 10 Porn Stars of the Year (so far) based apparently on a combo of number of videos and views or some such shit.
Some of the choices are legit IMO, some are questionable, a few are patently ludicrous.
But lists are fun and everyone has an opinion on 'em, so here it is. Feel free to weigh in and comment.
1 - LISA ANN
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She's retired, but I love her, think she's absolutely gorgeous and have many, many loads to her over the years. One of the most popular porn stars of all time, so I have no problem with her No. 1 ranking, although again - she's retired, and has been for about two years. You'd think the No. 1 Porn Star of the Year would still be active.
2 - MIA KHALIFA
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Huh?!? Are you serious?!? Don't get this one in any way, shape or form. Someone wanna explain it to me?
3 - RILEY REID
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I like her enough (for a natural girl) and have blown my share of loads to her, but No. 3?!? Not sure about that. Guess the girl-next-door look is big among alot of porn fans? Not me for it's not. I personally prefer untouchable plastic glamour queens.
4 - BRANDI LOVE
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Not in my heavy rotation - not in my rotation at all frankly - but maybe she should be seeing as how I love hot plastic MILFs. But still - No. 4?!? There's so many plastic MILFs I'd put WAY above her - JASMINE JAE, ALEXIS FAUX, COURTNEY TAYLOR, SUMMER BRIELLE, NIKKI BENZ, etc.etc. etc.
5 - DILLION HARPER
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Another one I don't get AT ALL. Have never gooned to her and likely never will. See girl-next-door comments above in my Riley Reid discussion.
6 - MADISON IVY
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OK, I can sorta get this one: Madison Ivy is one of the most physically gorgeous females to ever do porn - just physically STUNNING. But she's not exactly what you'd call a super nasty whore, instead playing it safe and middle-of-the-road over at Bra**ers. Not sure I've ever loaded to her, but I sure do like looking at her.
7 - ALEXIS TEXAS
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Alexis is arguably a legit choice. She's one of my all-time faves and possesses arguably THE greatest ass EVER in Porndom. But she's only semi-active these days - and her most prolific days are long - excuse the pun - BEHIND her. Again, her inclusion is, I believe, the result of pretty unknowledgeable porn fans over on that rival site.
8 - NICOLE ANISTON
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Totally gorgeous blonde MILF, but someone I don't think I've ever loaded to even once. I dunno, maybe I'm the one who's clueless in this instance. But there's a lot of totally gorgeous blonde MILFs - SAMANTHA SAINT is my MILF flavor of the year - so I'm not quite sure why Nicole ranks so highly.
9 - MIA MALKOVA
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Who?
10 - KIMMY GRANGER
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Not to repeat myself, but ..... who?
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The fact that the greatest Porn Whore of Her Generation, ADRINANA CHECHIK
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isn't on this "Top 10" list basically tells you all you need to know about how illegitimate and lame it is, and how low that site's members' Porn IQs are. As a matter of fact, you know where they rank Adriana? Better sit down for this one: No. 50!!!! My bullshit detector is going off like CRAZY right now.
(Btw, the rival site is - ssssssshhhh - PH).
Some of the choices are legit IMO, some are questionable, a few are patently ludicrous.
But lists are fun and everyone has an opinion on 'em, so here it is. Feel free to weigh in and comment.
1 - LISA ANN
Deleted
She's retired, but I love her, think she's absolutely gorgeous and have many, many loads to her over the years. One of the most popular porn stars of all time, so I have no problem with her No. 1 ranking, although again - she's retired, and has been for about two years. You'd think the No. 1 Porn Star of the Year would still be active.
2 - MIA KHALIFA
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Huh?!? Are you serious?!? Don't get this one in any way, shape or form. Someone wanna explain it to me?
3 - RILEY REID
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I like her enough (for a natural girl) and have blown my share of loads to her, but No. 3?!? Not sure about that. Guess the girl-next-door look is big among alot of porn fans? Not me for it's not. I personally prefer untouchable plastic glamour queens.
4 - BRANDI LOVE
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Not in my heavy rotation - not in my rotation at all frankly - but maybe she should be seeing as how I love hot plastic MILFs. But still - No. 4?!? There's so many plastic MILFs I'd put WAY above her - JASMINE JAE, ALEXIS FAUX, COURTNEY TAYLOR, SUMMER BRIELLE, NIKKI BENZ, etc.etc. etc.
5 - DILLION HARPER
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Another one I don't get AT ALL. Have never gooned to her and likely never will. See girl-next-door comments above in my Riley Reid discussion.
6 - MADISON IVY
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OK, I can sorta get this one: Madison Ivy is one of the most physically gorgeous females to ever do porn - just physically STUNNING. But she's not exactly what you'd call a super nasty whore, instead playing it safe and middle-of-the-road over at Bra**ers. Not sure I've ever loaded to her, but I sure do like looking at her.
7 - ALEXIS TEXAS
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Alexis is arguably a legit choice. She's one of my all-time faves and possesses arguably THE greatest ass EVER in Porndom. But she's only semi-active these days - and her most prolific days are long - excuse the pun - BEHIND her. Again, her inclusion is, I believe, the result of pretty unknowledgeable porn fans over on that rival site.
8 - NICOLE ANISTON
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Totally gorgeous blonde MILF, but someone I don't think I've ever loaded to even once. I dunno, maybe I'm the one who's clueless in this instance. But there's a lot of totally gorgeous blonde MILFs - SAMANTHA SAINT is my MILF flavor of the year - so I'm not quite sure why Nicole ranks so highly.
9 - MIA MALKOVA
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Who?
10 - KIMMY GRANGER
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Not to repeat myself, but ..... who?
******
The fact that the greatest Porn Whore of Her Generation, ADRINANA CHECHIK
Deleted
isn't on this "Top 10" list basically tells you all you need to know about how illegitimate and lame it is, and how low that site's members' Porn IQs are. As a matter of fact, you know where they rank Adriana? Better sit down for this one: No. 50!!!! My bullshit detector is going off like CRAZY right now.
(Btw, the rival site is - ssssssshhhh - PH).
7 years ago