Quotes of note

The key to giving good oral sex is maintaining a steady rhythm. Get off rhythm and the receiver is distracted. One way I keep a steady rhythm going -- and entertain myself -- when going down is by thinking of an upbeat song in my head and matching my mouths, uh, movements to the beat. Throw in some humming, it feels extra good for him, helps you keep time, and gives you something to think about besides "there's a dick in my mouth." - Amelia McDonell-Parry, TheFrisky.com Editor-in-Chief