Wierdest thing I ever did...

I was stationed overseas in the Pacific area.  There was an area at the station where the Japanese had dig caves to hide out in when the yanks came to visit during WWII.  Nearby to the caves was a Catholic cemetery.  While exploring the cemetery, I happened upon a pantyhose.  I thought, "What an odd thing to find in a cemetery. Pantyhose."  Having been pussy deprived, I thought, "I'd bed those pantyhose would feel good on my legs and butt and cock, alright."


Immediately, I dropped my pants and kicked them off and pulled the pantyhose on up over my legs, butt, cock and balls.  So here I am in a Catholic cemetery wearing pantyhose and about to jack off.  I think I must be drunk and shit.  The ONLY thing to do was to execute the deed.  So I lay me down on top of one of the graves and commence to masturbate.  It was over all too soon.

Filled with guilt and remorse, I pulled the pantyhose off and threw them aside.  I think they landed on another headstone, dripping with my cum.  I pulled on my own clothes and scurried the hell away from there.  Later on I would have goings on with the base police over a different matter.  But for now my doings with the pantyhose in a Catholic cemetery were over.  I shared this story with a fellow sailor and he told me that I was one sick son of a bitch.  Then he offered to fuck my ass, which story I shall hold for later.