Approached at the laundry mat.
I usually go to a public laundry but I had a small load so I went to the laundry at my residence. As I was waiting for the wash to finish a tall older black man I had seen around before walked in and started making small talk but I noticed he had no laubdry with him as I began to get a little nervous as to why he was there. He was a little fidgety as he was talking and shyly, quietly asked if he could ask me a personal question and not to get mad at him. I said sure, thinking he wanted to borrow money or help with his clothes. Instead, he came right out and asked "Do you suck penis?" That's the first time I'd ever heard it like that and I giggled.
Now, being that I'm ALWAYS looking for the opportunity to do that, and LOVE talking about it, and being a constant horndog and trying to lure unsuspecting Men into the subject of penis I said "Well, sometimes (ha!) but I only go for 8 inches or more and I like cock shaved completely smooth" With a disappointed look on his face and looking down he said he wasn't shaved at all but his pubes were sparse and he was more like 6 inches but very fat.
Pretending I was not that interested (I WAS) I told him to haul it out and let me take a look. He said he was way too nervous to do it there so I opened one of the lower dryers, stood in front of him, pulled my sweats past my knee and stood there, pantsless, and told him it wasn't so difficult. Pulling my sweats up he unzipped his jeans and gave me a peek just by opening his fly. I said if he was willing to clip his pubes down a bit so I could suck dick and not hair I'd be willing to give it a go. I dared him to at least jack off while we were standing there but he was too nervous. Anyway, he said he would shave EVERYTHING if I'd suck his fat pecker. Making that deal and both of us standing there with hard ons, ine of the lawn guys walked in telling me that they needed to mow in front of the building so either stay there or leave because we'd be blocked in. Well, Mr.Fat dick wasn't ready for all the excitement and being partially busted by the lawn men he said we'd talk later and quickly exited.
That was yesterday so I suppose I'll keep my eye on the laundry room and see if he produces a fat hairless cock. Little did he know I'd have gladly dropped to my knees hairless, 8 inches or not. I was just messing with him which cist me no cock for yesterday. DAMN IT!
Now, being that I'm ALWAYS looking for the opportunity to do that, and LOVE talking about it, and being a constant horndog and trying to lure unsuspecting Men into the subject of penis I said "Well, sometimes (ha!) but I only go for 8 inches or more and I like cock shaved completely smooth" With a disappointed look on his face and looking down he said he wasn't shaved at all but his pubes were sparse and he was more like 6 inches but very fat.
Pretending I was not that interested (I WAS) I told him to haul it out and let me take a look. He said he was way too nervous to do it there so I opened one of the lower dryers, stood in front of him, pulled my sweats past my knee and stood there, pantsless, and told him it wasn't so difficult. Pulling my sweats up he unzipped his jeans and gave me a peek just by opening his fly. I said if he was willing to clip his pubes down a bit so I could suck dick and not hair I'd be willing to give it a go. I dared him to at least jack off while we were standing there but he was too nervous. Anyway, he said he would shave EVERYTHING if I'd suck his fat pecker. Making that deal and both of us standing there with hard ons, ine of the lawn guys walked in telling me that they needed to mow in front of the building so either stay there or leave because we'd be blocked in. Well, Mr.Fat dick wasn't ready for all the excitement and being partially busted by the lawn men he said we'd talk later and quickly exited.
That was yesterday so I suppose I'll keep my eye on the laundry room and see if he produces a fat hairless cock. Little did he know I'd have gladly dropped to my knees hairless, 8 inches or not. I was just messing with him which cist me no cock for yesterday. DAMN IT!
7 years ago
