She-Man and the Baters of the Universe Intro

Behold...I am Cheri and those of you that were lucky enough to get my christmas card already know Quadralina. Sober we are but mere gooners but twacked out we are She-man and Goonerbelle. We are embarking on a session anointed by Hannah the High Gooness of Boobylon to retrieve our Tittybater which has the power to protect Xhamstria from the corruption of the Pillow Witch and her army of Edgers that reside in Cornnub Castle. I have been dubbed Sir Ma'am Cheri the Porn Wench. I only seek the finest and bravest to join me in my court at Cumalot so send a request if you deem yourself worthy but first you must answer me these questions 3....and the other side you'll see!It was rumored that the Cucked Crusaders Captain Meaty and Sub-Bottomic Cumando were no more but they were simply locked away. Goonerbelle boldy freed them in the middle of the night and have joined us in our quest