Porn Gets Rid of Unwanted GFs
Back in the mid-90s - when I was still interested in "real" females - I had a GF who quickly turned out to be a leech.
She didn't have a job, and before I knew it, she had moved in with me to live rent-free.
Things went downhill fast, and as a hint that I wanted her to move out, I basically kicked her out of my bedroom and had sleep on the couch in the living room.
Still, she stayed.
Then one night, I - who of course was a serious porn addict (though nowhere nearly as deeply depraved as now thanks to the internet) - locked myself in my bedroom and starting gooning to porn while she was on the couch. I turned the volume up loud and blew a nice creamy load, roaring as I did,.
I still, to this day, remember what vid it was: Latex, starring gorgeous Sunset Thomas, directed by the great Michael Ninn.
It worked!
When I came home from work the next night, she had moved all her shit out. And to this day, I've never heard from her again,
THANK YOU PORN!
PORN NEVER FAILS!
She didn't have a job, and before I knew it, she had moved in with me to live rent-free.
Things went downhill fast, and as a hint that I wanted her to move out, I basically kicked her out of my bedroom and had sleep on the couch in the living room.
Still, she stayed.
Then one night, I - who of course was a serious porn addict (though nowhere nearly as deeply depraved as now thanks to the internet) - locked myself in my bedroom and starting gooning to porn while she was on the couch. I turned the volume up loud and blew a nice creamy load, roaring as I did,.
I still, to this day, remember what vid it was: Latex, starring gorgeous Sunset Thomas, directed by the great Michael Ninn.
It worked!
When I came home from work the next night, she had moved all her shit out. And to this day, I've never heard from her again,
THANK YOU PORN!
PORN NEVER FAILS!
7 years ago
