Dr. Cheri Horny Self Help & Rainy Day Fun
In this vast sea of information we know as the internet I have from time to time managed to have questions that will render a search engine useless. For instance, when searching for information on surfing or KISS, the key words always seem to be geared towards kissing or surfing the web making it hard to rock and roll all nite or buy surfwax online. Well just suppose it's a rainy day and you are bored, single and horny. Try searching for a way to spice things up a bit other than masturbating. Generally you will find most results are directed towards couples (this also ties into my porn addiction blog) but you will also find articles from cosmo and other related sources for women to enjoy their time being horny. The tone of these articles is just sunshine and rainbows. Anything else is generally sex addiction help or saying you have too much time on your hands and if you are extremely lucky might find an article saying that when you are horny you should masturbate. Actually that is a good idea why am I sitting here typing this blog when I could be gooning .....laters!
Just k**ding that's not my style. I'm serious about the self help part of the title of this post. Now first I will go ahead and address something that may be more commonly known but still not in the limelight. Your time gooning can actually be an ailment. Yes I said right. Have social anxiety or fear of public speaking? See how well you do with those things if you give a good power hour of edging then reward yourself with an orgasm later after you did what you didn't think you could do. Have you ever been depressed? Whether you sought after professional or self help did you ever hear anything that said "I was severely depressed and porn pulled me out of it"? I don't know nor care to elaborate on the scientific process that makes this possible but I am living proof of that. I don't mean down in the dumps I mean you already tried to end it all once and were making more solid plans for your next attempt. Why was xhamster able to cure something that a team of 8 doctors couldn't? I bet it has a little bit to do with money, in fact that may also be why even in forums for men there's not too much information that promotes men's use of porn. A single, horny man is just pure concentrated evil you would think. I have not taken the time to research the statistics but if you are reading this lets cut the crap and be honest here. Let's be Steve Harvey for a minute and ask 100 people what the internet is for. Number one answer........________! We ask 100 people what type of person makes up the majority of the precentage of regular porn users. Number one answer...._________ _________. We ask 100 people to name one of the biggest cooporations in the entire world. Number one answer...__________. We ask 100 people to name something you can do if you have absolutely no money. Number one answer...________. So is it coincidence or conspiracy that porn is demonized in society? Even the air we breath is tainted and essentially taxed but they really can't charge us to MASTURBATE so at least we need to be made to feel like there's something wrong with us if we do so. So how did GOOGLE become one of the wealthiest entities in the world? They aren't very well saying thank you to all the SINGLE MEN who are on the internet looking at PORN are they?
Well now that we got that out of the way I can move on to the original purpose of this blog which is basically what I have discovered as very enjoyable yet productive ways to be a happy guilt free gooner. This is just a short list of things and hopefully you all will contribute to it in the comments below.
-Get your chores done....this is the more obvious thing but nonetheless it's essential that i put it on the list. Doing laundry sucks so get naked and feel sexy while you do it, or even better turn on the camera and let everyone else enjoy what would otherwise be some boring shit you would forget all about.
-Journal or list your sexual conquests, fantasies, or even your favorite performers. I have done this many times when I had no other resources available. Our memories are often better than the actual experiences that they transpire from. Depending on how your list is categorized select a starting point and see how far you can make it reminesing before you fall off the egde.
-Personalize your stash. Whether it is a file folder, sex toys, or the old fashioned surplus of magazines and dvds get creative with making a nice home for it. My toybox is a rubbermaid container with random clippings from Cheri Magazine glued on the outside but you may be need something more subtle.
-Put together a playlist. I have many songs that I only seem to enjoy when I am horny. For each of use different songs do different things to our brains so put them in a sequence that best suits you and don't forget to include an encore that picks you up just in case some feeling of guilt sets in on you after you cum.
-Draw boobies! It's been on my to do list for some time now so I won't keep you waiting. I am going to do a video art lesson for gooners in the very near future. Very soothing and fun way to spend some naked time!
-Be a closeted crossdresser. OK I wasn't sure if I should put this here or not but really there's a lot of things to be learned if this is something you are interested in doing. Enough said
-Become a filmmaker....
Windows comes stock with the windows movie maker app. Less than a year ago I discovered this program because I wanted to have my favorite pictures flash by instead of having to click this and clack that while I'm being self indulgent. Then it dawned on me to use this to replace the audio on an otherwise good video with something I found more enjoyable. If you would like a brief history on my skill progression as a filmmaker watch my video Six8 then work your way up to my most recent Sisters Part 3.
Just a little over a year ago I was cussing out a ther****t, flushing my prozac and buying myself a $2 sketchpad in hopes that I might learn to draw. All my life my sexual feelings were something I found shameful and kept in the shadows. Living and guilt and purging your things does you no good. The monster of society says get help do your 90 days blah blah. Well if you are wanting to hurt someone I do suggest trying to help yourself. If you are looking to be a happier person there's nothing wrong with embracing it that being horny can make you just that. Who knows maybe in the process of doing some of the things I have listed you will find out other qualities, skills and talents that you had otherwise been aware of. Now when someone says you are just wasting your time let them know you are on your way to becoming an artist or engineer, and that it's your life and you can choose to be happy, and choose what you use to make you happy. Hope this post was helpful! -Dr. Cheri O.B.G.O.O.N. Goonercologist
Just k**ding that's not my style. I'm serious about the self help part of the title of this post. Now first I will go ahead and address something that may be more commonly known but still not in the limelight. Your time gooning can actually be an ailment. Yes I said right. Have social anxiety or fear of public speaking? See how well you do with those things if you give a good power hour of edging then reward yourself with an orgasm later after you did what you didn't think you could do. Have you ever been depressed? Whether you sought after professional or self help did you ever hear anything that said "I was severely depressed and porn pulled me out of it"? I don't know nor care to elaborate on the scientific process that makes this possible but I am living proof of that. I don't mean down in the dumps I mean you already tried to end it all once and were making more solid plans for your next attempt. Why was xhamster able to cure something that a team of 8 doctors couldn't? I bet it has a little bit to do with money, in fact that may also be why even in forums for men there's not too much information that promotes men's use of porn. A single, horny man is just pure concentrated evil you would think. I have not taken the time to research the statistics but if you are reading this lets cut the crap and be honest here. Let's be Steve Harvey for a minute and ask 100 people what the internet is for. Number one answer........________! We ask 100 people what type of person makes up the majority of the precentage of regular porn users. Number one answer...._________ _________. We ask 100 people to name one of the biggest cooporations in the entire world. Number one answer...__________. We ask 100 people to name something you can do if you have absolutely no money. Number one answer...________. So is it coincidence or conspiracy that porn is demonized in society? Even the air we breath is tainted and essentially taxed but they really can't charge us to MASTURBATE so at least we need to be made to feel like there's something wrong with us if we do so. So how did GOOGLE become one of the wealthiest entities in the world? They aren't very well saying thank you to all the SINGLE MEN who are on the internet looking at PORN are they?
Well now that we got that out of the way I can move on to the original purpose of this blog which is basically what I have discovered as very enjoyable yet productive ways to be a happy guilt free gooner. This is just a short list of things and hopefully you all will contribute to it in the comments below.
-Get your chores done....this is the more obvious thing but nonetheless it's essential that i put it on the list. Doing laundry sucks so get naked and feel sexy while you do it, or even better turn on the camera and let everyone else enjoy what would otherwise be some boring shit you would forget all about.
-Journal or list your sexual conquests, fantasies, or even your favorite performers. I have done this many times when I had no other resources available. Our memories are often better than the actual experiences that they transpire from. Depending on how your list is categorized select a starting point and see how far you can make it reminesing before you fall off the egde.
-Personalize your stash. Whether it is a file folder, sex toys, or the old fashioned surplus of magazines and dvds get creative with making a nice home for it. My toybox is a rubbermaid container with random clippings from Cheri Magazine glued on the outside but you may be need something more subtle.
-Put together a playlist. I have many songs that I only seem to enjoy when I am horny. For each of use different songs do different things to our brains so put them in a sequence that best suits you and don't forget to include an encore that picks you up just in case some feeling of guilt sets in on you after you cum.
-Draw boobies! It's been on my to do list for some time now so I won't keep you waiting. I am going to do a video art lesson for gooners in the very near future. Very soothing and fun way to spend some naked time!
-Be a closeted crossdresser. OK I wasn't sure if I should put this here or not but really there's a lot of things to be learned if this is something you are interested in doing. Enough said
-Become a filmmaker....
Windows comes stock with the windows movie maker app. Less than a year ago I discovered this program because I wanted to have my favorite pictures flash by instead of having to click this and clack that while I'm being self indulgent. Then it dawned on me to use this to replace the audio on an otherwise good video with something I found more enjoyable. If you would like a brief history on my skill progression as a filmmaker watch my video Six8 then work your way up to my most recent Sisters Part 3.
Just a little over a year ago I was cussing out a ther****t, flushing my prozac and buying myself a $2 sketchpad in hopes that I might learn to draw. All my life my sexual feelings were something I found shameful and kept in the shadows. Living and guilt and purging your things does you no good. The monster of society says get help do your 90 days blah blah. Well if you are wanting to hurt someone I do suggest trying to help yourself. If you are looking to be a happier person there's nothing wrong with embracing it that being horny can make you just that. Who knows maybe in the process of doing some of the things I have listed you will find out other qualities, skills and talents that you had otherwise been aware of. Now when someone says you are just wasting your time let them know you are on your way to becoming an artist or engineer, and that it's your life and you can choose to be happy, and choose what you use to make you happy. Hope this post was helpful! -Dr. Cheri O.B.G.O.O.N. Goonercologist
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