Are You Gay? My answered quiz
You should copy this and answer it for yourself. It's fun if nothing else.
STAGE 1
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1. Do you like shemale pornography? (y/n) Y
2. When you watch straight pornography, do you prefer videos of handjobs and blowjobs over videos of ordinary intercourse? (y/n) Intercourse
3. Have you ever wondered what cum tastes like? (y/n) N
4. When you watch pornography, have you ever found yourself focusing on a guy's cock despite the presence of an attractive female in the video? (y/n) Y
5. Are you disappointed when you watch a pornography video and there isn't a cumshot at the end? (y/n) Y
If you answered YES to at least 2 of these questions you might be bisexual
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 2
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1. Have you ever saved a picture or video of a shemale to your computer so that you can look at it later? (y/n) N
2. Have you ever clicked on the GAY pornography section here at XHamster (or any other porn website) just to see what's in there? (y/n) Y
3. When jerking off, have you ever cum into your palm with the intention of tasting it, but chickened out? (y/n) N
4. Have you ever watched a bisexual video featuring two men and a woman (M/M/F), even if the guys didn't do anything with each other? (y/n) Y
5. Do you like to watch cumshot compilation videos? (y/n) Y
If you answered YES to at least 2 of these questions you're probably bi
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 3
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1. You've jerked-off to gay porn and experienced an orgasm. (t/f) T
2. You used to watch a lot of straight porn of men fucking women, but that just doesn't excite you like it used to. Now you like shemale and bi-sex videos. (t/f) F
3. You've tasted your own cum. (t/f) T
4. You've logged into craigslist.com (or a similar website) and browsed through the gay personals in your area, just to see what was in there. (t/f) T
5. Watching cum shoot out of a cock turns you on. (t/f) F
If you answered TRUE to at least 2 of these questions you're at least bi
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 4
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1. You jerk off to gay porn more often than other straight forms of porn. (t/f) F
2. You like jerk-off instructional videos (JOI) where the woman in the video humiliates you and calls you 'gay' or 'a fag'. (t/f) F
3. You've had phone sex with another guy. (t/f) T
4. You often lick up your own cum out of your palm after jerking off, or when you masturbate you like to shoot it into your mouth. (t/f) F
5. You've worn women's underwear. (t/f) F
If you answered TRUE to at least 2 of these questions you might be gay
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 5
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1. A naked woman just doesn't turn you on like the image of a hard cock. (t/f) F
2. You've actually had another guy's cock in your hand or mouth. (t/f) T
3. You've stuck something up your ass (finger/dildo/etc) while jerking off and it made you cum really hard. (t/f) T
4. You want to kiss a man and feel his naked body against yours. (t/f) T
5. You fantasize about your wife or girlfriend denying you sex, but bringing home men so she can watch you give them blowjobs. (t/f) F
6. If there was a guy standing next to you right now with his hard cock out, you'd put it in your mouth with no questions asked. (t/f) F
7. Your ultimate fantasy is to be on your hands and knees, with a cock in your mouth and another one in your ass. (t/f) F
8. You'd be okay with giving up women and having a boyfriend instead. (t/f) F
If you answered TRUE to at least four of the STAGE 5 questions, you're gay. A faggot. A total homo. I suggest you admit it to yourself and find yourself the nearest cock to suck.
STAGE 1
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1. Do you like shemale pornography? (y/n) Y
2. When you watch straight pornography, do you prefer videos of handjobs and blowjobs over videos of ordinary intercourse? (y/n) Intercourse
3. Have you ever wondered what cum tastes like? (y/n) N
4. When you watch pornography, have you ever found yourself focusing on a guy's cock despite the presence of an attractive female in the video? (y/n) Y
5. Are you disappointed when you watch a pornography video and there isn't a cumshot at the end? (y/n) Y
If you answered YES to at least 2 of these questions you might be bisexual
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 2
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1. Have you ever saved a picture or video of a shemale to your computer so that you can look at it later? (y/n) N
2. Have you ever clicked on the GAY pornography section here at XHamster (or any other porn website) just to see what's in there? (y/n) Y
3. When jerking off, have you ever cum into your palm with the intention of tasting it, but chickened out? (y/n) N
4. Have you ever watched a bisexual video featuring two men and a woman (M/M/F), even if the guys didn't do anything with each other? (y/n) Y
5. Do you like to watch cumshot compilation videos? (y/n) Y
If you answered YES to at least 2 of these questions you're probably bi
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 3
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1. You've jerked-off to gay porn and experienced an orgasm. (t/f) T
2. You used to watch a lot of straight porn of men fucking women, but that just doesn't excite you like it used to. Now you like shemale and bi-sex videos. (t/f) F
3. You've tasted your own cum. (t/f) T
4. You've logged into craigslist.com (or a similar website) and browsed through the gay personals in your area, just to see what was in there. (t/f) T
5. Watching cum shoot out of a cock turns you on. (t/f) F
If you answered TRUE to at least 2 of these questions you're at least bi
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 4
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1. You jerk off to gay porn more often than other straight forms of porn. (t/f) F
2. You like jerk-off instructional videos (JOI) where the woman in the video humiliates you and calls you 'gay' or 'a fag'. (t/f) F
3. You've had phone sex with another guy. (t/f) T
4. You often lick up your own cum out of your palm after jerking off, or when you masturbate you like to shoot it into your mouth. (t/f) F
5. You've worn women's underwear. (t/f) F
If you answered TRUE to at least 2 of these questions you might be gay
and you should progress to the next stage of questions.
STAGE 5
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1. A naked woman just doesn't turn you on like the image of a hard cock. (t/f) F
2. You've actually had another guy's cock in your hand or mouth. (t/f) T
3. You've stuck something up your ass (finger/dildo/etc) while jerking off and it made you cum really hard. (t/f) T
4. You want to kiss a man and feel his naked body against yours. (t/f) T
5. You fantasize about your wife or girlfriend denying you sex, but bringing home men so she can watch you give them blowjobs. (t/f) F
6. If there was a guy standing next to you right now with his hard cock out, you'd put it in your mouth with no questions asked. (t/f) F
7. Your ultimate fantasy is to be on your hands and knees, with a cock in your mouth and another one in your ass. (t/f) F
8. You'd be okay with giving up women and having a boyfriend instead. (t/f) F
If you answered TRUE to at least four of the STAGE 5 questions, you're gay. A faggot. A total homo. I suggest you admit it to yourself and find yourself the nearest cock to suck.
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