A guide to anal sex. Tips from the Bartender
The Bartender's guide to Anal
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I decided to make this short post to cover the aspect of sex that draw's most of you to my page.
ANAL SEX
I've been asked repeatedly over the years "How I did it", Convincing all the various bar girls, MILFS, and waitresses to not only have anal sex with me, but to also let me give them the ass fucking of a lifetime.
So I'd like to share what I learned mostly though trial and error, but first go do some homework.
Go and watch at least a dozen porn videos. Make 3/4 of them homemade or hidden and the other 1/4 professional.
Seriously, go check them out and pay close attention to what happens.
Now, what did you see? Chances are that all of the homemade videos invloved anal sex that may have had a great looking couple in it, but it ended with them having piss poor anal sex. In even the best of these, the guy goes slow and even if he's hung like a horse, he only uses the first 2 or 3 inches, and worse yet, many times he's not even fully hard. Its fucking depressing.
And the pro vids? Sadly most of these also suffer from the male star taking it easy, except for in the true "extreme" videos. The men hardly ever "go deep" and again many times he's not fully erect. There is often a reason for this. If you watch closely any time the action looks like its about to get good, the girl will put her hand on his leg and squeeze, letting the man know he's going to fast or deep.
Ok the first part of your homework is done.
Now go look at some of my work. There are two that are uploading right now, but I've shared clips of at least a dozen nights with 5 or 6 different girls over the years.
What do you see? well when I watch, I see two average looking people fucking, but what I also see is that I'm going at those asses it like there is no tomorrow. I'm talking balls deep, 100 mile an pounding and full on gapes. This wasn't just with one girl, but with nearly all of them.
So how did I do it?
It was pretty easy really. Just follow these steps and you'll be going to town an a chicks ass like never before. The first thing to remember is this. Once your in, your in. Don't pull back out when they gasp or clench up. A lot of times the girls would buck forward pretty hard as a reflex and say that it hurt or even go so far as to ask me to pull out for a moment to let it recover. DON'T PULL OUT! Its the wrong move. If you pull out and "give it a second" all that you are going to do is make it hurt more when you head back in. The girl's ass will have had the few seconds of time it needed to fully close back up and now that she's expecting it, she'll clench down even harder the second time even if she tries not to. Its a natural reflex, and if your fucking a virgin ass they have no idea how to even begin to let those mucles relax yet. Don't worry though, you are going to teach her how.
Secondly, keep going. Once your in, start fucking! Don't sit there still, it won't help her, as her ass mucles will just sit there trying to clamp down on your cock, and worse yet, it may make you go soft while your killing time waiting for her to be ready. Here's a hint, she's never going to be ready. 99% of anal involves some painal at first, its just the way it is. Keep going. Don't go crazy at first, but give it to her like you want to eventually cum. You can start off at a normal speed and maybe only going 1/2 way in. Its ok to take it easy in that first minute or so, but make sure to keep going.
OK, Now that your fucking her ass, you will notice that usually in less than a full minute, her complants will quite down, and her ass will slowly start to loosen up. Now this is important if you want to have full fledged crazy anal.... Keep pouring it on! Every stroke you give her and every second that passes helps her loosen up. This is where most people fail. They start fucking at a slow pace and with shallow thrusts and then they just stick with it after the girl gets used to it. Wrong! They will get used to it that way and it won't be much fun for you at all. No one wants to half heartedly fuck a chicks ass. NO ONE! This it the critical thing, so pay attention. Right as you start to sense that they are getting used to it all, you need to start ramping it up. This is where you pump up the speed and depth. As she becomes tolerant of the discomfort, and just as it starts to diminish, increase the speed and depth. That way she never feels more pain, just the same level right up until your at full throttle, and then once your at top speed and depth, she eventually starts to feel less and less until you are pounding away at max speed without complaints.
Again, This last step is where most people fail. This is where most guys make the mistake. They fuck their girl slowly for 5 minutes and then try to up the pace instead of gradually increasing the experience the whole time right from the start. If you take it slow for 5 minutes to let her adjust to it, and then try and ramp it up, the girl complains and you will have to slow back down to shallow half assed fucking. Now if you have followed my instructions, your going balls deep over and over and they are not complaining anymore.
As she's slowly gotten used to getting ass fucked, you've been able to ramp up the pounding to full throttle . After about 2 to 4 minutes you have her fully acustom to the dick ramming you are giving her ass at any speed, and you can move on to just about anything you want. This is where things get fun.
By the 5 minute mark you should be able to get her ass gaping if you want. I really enjoyed doing this for the camera, but I also found that as a side effect I like the feeling too. A good long gape gives you a bit of time to recover from almost cumming too!
Now on to advanced ass fucking.
Once you got her broken in, have fun!
To get her ass to gape, just take one hand and firmly grab one or both of her ass cheeks, speading them away from the center point of her ass. Keep pounding away at her ass with deep long strokes, pounding as deep as you can go, but also pulling all the way out to the tip, just far enough to break the seal and then back in again. This trains her asshole to just "Give up" after a dozen strokes or so. It literally just quits trying to snap shut when you pull out. The muscles can only take so much work since they are just not used to this much of a work out, and they just get tired of trying.
So now, with one or both hands lightly spreading her ass, come all the way out a few inches. When you pop out, she should stay open. Repeat this a few times, pounding her hard for a few dozen strokes in between to keep her loose and you'll be amazed to see that now her ass will just stay open on your pull outs without even putting a hand on her ass.
At this point I would sometimes pump their asses full of air with my pull outs and to be honest if it happens, It's some of the best anal there is. The feeling is intense. You haven't blown a load in a chicks ass until you've filled one up that has an air pocket in it. It feels like your cumming into the abyss and your mind can't help but wonder just how far up there it got.
At this point she's in no more pain as she's become accustom to "The works" as I used to call it and you can feel like a rock star while you relentlessly fuck her ass.
Think of the whole story about the frog and the pot of water. Stick the frog into boiling water and it will jump out. But stick it in a pot and slowly turn up the heat and it will cook.
The method I've just shared is much the same, The only difference is that the water is already a bit hot when you put it in. Not hot enough to scare them off, but warm enough that they know they are in it. keep them at that level and your golden.
The Gape Fest video featuring April I uploaded a few months back is a perfect example of the ramping up method in action. I started with an un-lubed slip and bang entry, and after a few seconds of her complaining I was already on my way to working her up to what ended up being referred to as the "Gape Fest" video by everyone that saw it back then. that night I went on to fuck her ass hard and deep, and had her ass doing endless wide open hands free gapes by the 5 minute mark.
The Suzan video that is ready to post is another classic that has everything a good ass fucking should have. She's clearly clenched up at first, but by the time I was at the 1/2 point I could have driven a truck up her ass.
Years ago I posted Kim's first anal. If you remeber it, it was a picture perfect look at taking a virgin ass and turning it into your own perosnal palygroud in less then 3 minutes. Many people that saw it refused to believe that she was an anal virgin that night, but I assure you she was, and I assure you she wasn't the only anal virgin to end up gaping on her first anal outing.
I'll leave you with this thought. Once upon a time, my now ex-wife complained that I was being too rough on her ass during a straight up marathon session of hate fucking. Granted this was towards the end of our time together and I really was totally destroying her ass, but I slowed down a bit and asked her what he problem was. She replied "It just feels like your being hard on it tonight" She was right, I was being hard on it, but she wasn't feeling the pain from it, she just felt that judging by the speed and pounding her ass was taking that I was wrecking it. That's how the ramp up method works, and that's how I used to use it to fuck the bar girls so hard, so fast, and so often right in the ass.
So that's it, The Bartender's guide to ass fucking like a pro. I hope some of you get some helpful info from this write up. Its a method that I created and used time and time again back in the mid to late 90's on at least a dozen asses, at least 1/2 of them virignal. Although its fair to say that some or even most of the girls never grew to like anal, almost all came back for more and more anal poundings before leaving me for good.
.
I decided to make this short post to cover the aspect of sex that draw's most of you to my page.
ANAL SEX
I've been asked repeatedly over the years "How I did it", Convincing all the various bar girls, MILFS, and waitresses to not only have anal sex with me, but to also let me give them the ass fucking of a lifetime.
So I'd like to share what I learned mostly though trial and error, but first go do some homework.
Go and watch at least a dozen porn videos. Make 3/4 of them homemade or hidden and the other 1/4 professional.
Seriously, go check them out and pay close attention to what happens.
Now, what did you see? Chances are that all of the homemade videos invloved anal sex that may have had a great looking couple in it, but it ended with them having piss poor anal sex. In even the best of these, the guy goes slow and even if he's hung like a horse, he only uses the first 2 or 3 inches, and worse yet, many times he's not even fully hard. Its fucking depressing.
And the pro vids? Sadly most of these also suffer from the male star taking it easy, except for in the true "extreme" videos. The men hardly ever "go deep" and again many times he's not fully erect. There is often a reason for this. If you watch closely any time the action looks like its about to get good, the girl will put her hand on his leg and squeeze, letting the man know he's going to fast or deep.
Ok the first part of your homework is done.
Now go look at some of my work. There are two that are uploading right now, but I've shared clips of at least a dozen nights with 5 or 6 different girls over the years.
What do you see? well when I watch, I see two average looking people fucking, but what I also see is that I'm going at those asses it like there is no tomorrow. I'm talking balls deep, 100 mile an pounding and full on gapes. This wasn't just with one girl, but with nearly all of them.
So how did I do it?
It was pretty easy really. Just follow these steps and you'll be going to town an a chicks ass like never before. The first thing to remember is this. Once your in, your in. Don't pull back out when they gasp or clench up. A lot of times the girls would buck forward pretty hard as a reflex and say that it hurt or even go so far as to ask me to pull out for a moment to let it recover. DON'T PULL OUT! Its the wrong move. If you pull out and "give it a second" all that you are going to do is make it hurt more when you head back in. The girl's ass will have had the few seconds of time it needed to fully close back up and now that she's expecting it, she'll clench down even harder the second time even if she tries not to. Its a natural reflex, and if your fucking a virgin ass they have no idea how to even begin to let those mucles relax yet. Don't worry though, you are going to teach her how.
Secondly, keep going. Once your in, start fucking! Don't sit there still, it won't help her, as her ass mucles will just sit there trying to clamp down on your cock, and worse yet, it may make you go soft while your killing time waiting for her to be ready. Here's a hint, she's never going to be ready. 99% of anal involves some painal at first, its just the way it is. Keep going. Don't go crazy at first, but give it to her like you want to eventually cum. You can start off at a normal speed and maybe only going 1/2 way in. Its ok to take it easy in that first minute or so, but make sure to keep going.
OK, Now that your fucking her ass, you will notice that usually in less than a full minute, her complants will quite down, and her ass will slowly start to loosen up. Now this is important if you want to have full fledged crazy anal.... Keep pouring it on! Every stroke you give her and every second that passes helps her loosen up. This is where most people fail. They start fucking at a slow pace and with shallow thrusts and then they just stick with it after the girl gets used to it. Wrong! They will get used to it that way and it won't be much fun for you at all. No one wants to half heartedly fuck a chicks ass. NO ONE! This it the critical thing, so pay attention. Right as you start to sense that they are getting used to it all, you need to start ramping it up. This is where you pump up the speed and depth. As she becomes tolerant of the discomfort, and just as it starts to diminish, increase the speed and depth. That way she never feels more pain, just the same level right up until your at full throttle, and then once your at top speed and depth, she eventually starts to feel less and less until you are pounding away at max speed without complaints.
Again, This last step is where most people fail. This is where most guys make the mistake. They fuck their girl slowly for 5 minutes and then try to up the pace instead of gradually increasing the experience the whole time right from the start. If you take it slow for 5 minutes to let her adjust to it, and then try and ramp it up, the girl complains and you will have to slow back down to shallow half assed fucking. Now if you have followed my instructions, your going balls deep over and over and they are not complaining anymore.
As she's slowly gotten used to getting ass fucked, you've been able to ramp up the pounding to full throttle . After about 2 to 4 minutes you have her fully acustom to the dick ramming you are giving her ass at any speed, and you can move on to just about anything you want. This is where things get fun.
By the 5 minute mark you should be able to get her ass gaping if you want. I really enjoyed doing this for the camera, but I also found that as a side effect I like the feeling too. A good long gape gives you a bit of time to recover from almost cumming too!
Now on to advanced ass fucking.
Once you got her broken in, have fun!
To get her ass to gape, just take one hand and firmly grab one or both of her ass cheeks, speading them away from the center point of her ass. Keep pounding away at her ass with deep long strokes, pounding as deep as you can go, but also pulling all the way out to the tip, just far enough to break the seal and then back in again. This trains her asshole to just "Give up" after a dozen strokes or so. It literally just quits trying to snap shut when you pull out. The muscles can only take so much work since they are just not used to this much of a work out, and they just get tired of trying.
So now, with one or both hands lightly spreading her ass, come all the way out a few inches. When you pop out, she should stay open. Repeat this a few times, pounding her hard for a few dozen strokes in between to keep her loose and you'll be amazed to see that now her ass will just stay open on your pull outs without even putting a hand on her ass.
At this point I would sometimes pump their asses full of air with my pull outs and to be honest if it happens, It's some of the best anal there is. The feeling is intense. You haven't blown a load in a chicks ass until you've filled one up that has an air pocket in it. It feels like your cumming into the abyss and your mind can't help but wonder just how far up there it got.
At this point she's in no more pain as she's become accustom to "The works" as I used to call it and you can feel like a rock star while you relentlessly fuck her ass.
Think of the whole story about the frog and the pot of water. Stick the frog into boiling water and it will jump out. But stick it in a pot and slowly turn up the heat and it will cook.
The method I've just shared is much the same, The only difference is that the water is already a bit hot when you put it in. Not hot enough to scare them off, but warm enough that they know they are in it. keep them at that level and your golden.
The Gape Fest video featuring April I uploaded a few months back is a perfect example of the ramping up method in action. I started with an un-lubed slip and bang entry, and after a few seconds of her complaining I was already on my way to working her up to what ended up being referred to as the "Gape Fest" video by everyone that saw it back then. that night I went on to fuck her ass hard and deep, and had her ass doing endless wide open hands free gapes by the 5 minute mark.
The Suzan video that is ready to post is another classic that has everything a good ass fucking should have. She's clearly clenched up at first, but by the time I was at the 1/2 point I could have driven a truck up her ass.
Years ago I posted Kim's first anal. If you remeber it, it was a picture perfect look at taking a virgin ass and turning it into your own perosnal palygroud in less then 3 minutes. Many people that saw it refused to believe that she was an anal virgin that night, but I assure you she was, and I assure you she wasn't the only anal virgin to end up gaping on her first anal outing.
I'll leave you with this thought. Once upon a time, my now ex-wife complained that I was being too rough on her ass during a straight up marathon session of hate fucking. Granted this was towards the end of our time together and I really was totally destroying her ass, but I slowed down a bit and asked her what he problem was. She replied "It just feels like your being hard on it tonight" She was right, I was being hard on it, but she wasn't feeling the pain from it, she just felt that judging by the speed and pounding her ass was taking that I was wrecking it. That's how the ramp up method works, and that's how I used to use it to fuck the bar girls so hard, so fast, and so often right in the ass.
So that's it, The Bartender's guide to ass fucking like a pro. I hope some of you get some helpful info from this write up. Its a method that I created and used time and time again back in the mid to late 90's on at least a dozen asses, at least 1/2 of them virignal. Although its fair to say that some or even most of the girls never grew to like anal, almost all came back for more and more anal poundings before leaving me for good.
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