Funnies..

- You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank!

- Two old ladies saw a man exposing himself. One fainted, the other one had a stroke (think about it!).

- I came out the Gents having forgotten to put myself away. An old lady said' excuse me, your thingy is sticking out'. I replied, 'don't flatter yourself madam, it is hanging out, not sticking out'....

Anyone got any more??

Published by arnold11195

6 years ago

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hottvcarole 4 years ago

Why does an elephant have four feet? It would look silly with Four inches.

arnold11195 Publisher 4 years ago

to furmanlong : I'm sure I don't know what you mean.........!!!!!

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furmanlong 4 years ago

panties are not the best thing in the world.... but they are next to it.

hottvcarole 4 years ago

The difference between light and hard. ‘You can sleep with a light on’

hottvcarole 4 years ago

Same two nuns in a communal bath. Second said ‘Where’s the soap’ first one replies ‘Yes it does doesn’t it’

hottvcarole 4 years ago

Two nuns were riding bicycles along a cobblestone street. First one says. ‘I’ve never come this way before’.

casualwear 6 years ago

Guy flashing in a storefront. Two ladies walking past, one had a stroke. The other wouldn't touch him.