SUN on my TITS Quarterly Newsletter
My dear beautiful friends....
Just want to say I'm sorry that my content has been so slow and scarce lately. I have not slowed down one bit, if anything doubled up on how many projects i'm working on at once (which is at least ten and the majority are for you guys). Also I am FINALLY working with a decent camera so I'm sure I'll lose half my followers given the chance to see me in more pornopixels you might realize I'm not all that cute after all...but for those of you that like mediocrity don't worry because If I stopped taking video right now I still have enough content to work with that I'll be old before I use it all....so don't worry I'm not going to fall off the edge of the earth.....and speaking of which I have been working on projects for other people and other causes.
Generally I am going to put as much of my work as possible here but there's a time here and there where I make a video that is wayyyy too appropriate to put here. I know as soon as you finish playing with your tube you will be taking a break and going to you tube so you can watch me on my tube on you tube but they don't allow me to show my tube on that tube and hamster doesn't smile upon promoting other sites. Honestly I wish that tube would take notes from hamster on how to build a site. Anyways. Metaphorphosis Fantalities is my channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cLxl9mFqaY Sky Boogers is my most watched video...not that anyone watches my videos but if you want to check it out this is real UFOs I recorded.
I'm not implying that my videos are great but since making the first post here I have learned a lot of things about editing and have begun to dabble in mixing audio as well. I don't really know what I"m doing but I say the word "tracks" a lot to sound like I know whats going on. But yeah I just can't put out a video if I feel like it's not done. Basically presenting amateur porn as if it's not amateur porn.....but we know that it's not porn at all but Erotic Art in which the artist condones and encourages having a shag or a wank while viewing. I'm getting better and I want my videos to reflect that. Why I can't just keep it simple and say that I don't know.
I got some cute stuff of me coming out but my main fire under my ass is the next installment of Channel 99. I have the next 3 hours of the trainwreck mess of a story done but my OCD and ADHD makes it feel like i'm not getting anywhere. My question for you guys is how long is too long and how short is too short? I'm fucking talking about video length not CURTAINs which are really close to the gutters that ya'll neeed to get your minds out of. Is an hour long episode too intimidating? Is 20 minutes enough? Please if you read this help me out on that by telling me what length is just right. That information can get the factory moving promptly again.
You all can also look foward to a Christmas special from Me and Goonerbelle with musical guests Manny and the Dreggs playing a number from their new album, Morning NOT A Missile Crisis, which is only available in Havanna but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be allowed anywhere in Cuba which is good because it's not an actual band so it won't hurt my feelings if you just download their songs. I do realize that my vanilla tone isn't for everyone so for you that have an appetite for nasty stuff I will be uploading my first password protected video so in the meantime you will need to pay close attention as the password will be hidden in an upcoming Channel 99 episode. Gonna wrap it up for 2018 with a Hairy Pussy Party that will definitely make the balls drop.
To the ladies I promised a tribute or a drawing, I have not forgotten about your sexy asses. Guys I have been the recipient of tributes from more women than men which is disturbing to the point I get headaches trying to understand how that happend. Well that is all the Press release I have for now. Make sure not to read imposter newsletters pretending to be mine by checking the authenticity. Basically if it's tangible and not all over the place that means someone else wrote it not me. Or if they forget my "i" or add an "e" it's also fake. Love you all !!
About the Arthur: He's a BIG red dog
Just want to say I'm sorry that my content has been so slow and scarce lately. I have not slowed down one bit, if anything doubled up on how many projects i'm working on at once (which is at least ten and the majority are for you guys). Also I am FINALLY working with a decent camera so I'm sure I'll lose half my followers given the chance to see me in more pornopixels you might realize I'm not all that cute after all...but for those of you that like mediocrity don't worry because If I stopped taking video right now I still have enough content to work with that I'll be old before I use it all....so don't worry I'm not going to fall off the edge of the earth.....and speaking of which I have been working on projects for other people and other causes.
Generally I am going to put as much of my work as possible here but there's a time here and there where I make a video that is wayyyy too appropriate to put here. I know as soon as you finish playing with your tube you will be taking a break and going to you tube so you can watch me on my tube on you tube but they don't allow me to show my tube on that tube and hamster doesn't smile upon promoting other sites. Honestly I wish that tube would take notes from hamster on how to build a site. Anyways. Metaphorphosis Fantalities is my channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cLxl9mFqaY Sky Boogers is my most watched video...not that anyone watches my videos but if you want to check it out this is real UFOs I recorded.
I'm not implying that my videos are great but since making the first post here I have learned a lot of things about editing and have begun to dabble in mixing audio as well. I don't really know what I"m doing but I say the word "tracks" a lot to sound like I know whats going on. But yeah I just can't put out a video if I feel like it's not done. Basically presenting amateur porn as if it's not amateur porn.....but we know that it's not porn at all but Erotic Art in which the artist condones and encourages having a shag or a wank while viewing. I'm getting better and I want my videos to reflect that. Why I can't just keep it simple and say that I don't know.
I got some cute stuff of me coming out but my main fire under my ass is the next installment of Channel 99. I have the next 3 hours of the trainwreck mess of a story done but my OCD and ADHD makes it feel like i'm not getting anywhere. My question for you guys is how long is too long and how short is too short? I'm fucking talking about video length not CURTAINs which are really close to the gutters that ya'll neeed to get your minds out of. Is an hour long episode too intimidating? Is 20 minutes enough? Please if you read this help me out on that by telling me what length is just right. That information can get the factory moving promptly again.
You all can also look foward to a Christmas special from Me and Goonerbelle with musical guests Manny and the Dreggs playing a number from their new album, Morning NOT A Missile Crisis, which is only available in Havanna but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be allowed anywhere in Cuba which is good because it's not an actual band so it won't hurt my feelings if you just download their songs. I do realize that my vanilla tone isn't for everyone so for you that have an appetite for nasty stuff I will be uploading my first password protected video so in the meantime you will need to pay close attention as the password will be hidden in an upcoming Channel 99 episode. Gonna wrap it up for 2018 with a Hairy Pussy Party that will definitely make the balls drop.
To the ladies I promised a tribute or a drawing, I have not forgotten about your sexy asses. Guys I have been the recipient of tributes from more women than men which is disturbing to the point I get headaches trying to understand how that happend. Well that is all the Press release I have for now. Make sure not to read imposter newsletters pretending to be mine by checking the authenticity. Basically if it's tangible and not all over the place that means someone else wrote it not me. Or if they forget my "i" or add an "e" it's also fake. Love you all !!
About the Arthur: He's a BIG red dog
6 years ago