The Sheplacement

Taken from tacomasissyfag's 'About me' in her profile
Reproduced here with her permission


Are you horny ?
Not getting it at home ?
Not getting enough at home ?
Problems at home ?
Have ED ?
Small penis ?
Premature ?
No GF or BF
Frustrated in general and need an outlet ?
Chronic masturbater ?
Tired of jerking off and want someone to handle this job ?
Like soft lips around your cock ?
Need a hot moist hole ?
Like talking dirty to your bitch ?

I know you're out there

I understand the situation

I can HELP

Consider me a sheplacement

I am the girl your mother warned you about and you would never take me home to meet her

You wouldn't want your guy friends to meet me either but if they knew what I did they would be soooooo jealous

A date with me requires no money - no dinner - no gifts - no flowers - no sweet talk
But you could take me to the theatre and I think you know which kind I like...…….

You will not hear me say

No, it's that time of the month
I don't swallow
Sorry baby, anal is out
I don't feel like sex
You want me to do what ? That's disgusting
I have a headache
Not right now I'm busy
No, you can't tie me up
No facials
No, I won't fuck your friend
Get your own beer
You know the list goes on and on and on...….

You want a slut, cunt, bitch, whore, fuck, pig, tramp, sissy etc to use and humiliate ?

When done with me you can

Send this bitch out the door
Make her kneel and wait until you decide what to do
Make her put a maid's uniform on and clean your house
Tie her up, toss her on the bed or floor and wait for round 2
Bend her over the table and spank her for being a dirty tramp
Send her to a friends'
Make her post the photos and videos that were taken onto an xhamster profile
Threaten to toss the key to her chastity tube if she doesn't suck you better the next time
Stick a butt plug in her sloppy pussy

I am not really into cuddling or looking to be a lonely guy's GF but will entertain for the right person

What do you think ?

Need a sheplacement ?

I'm here to HELP