Try this sissies: How I Masturbate With a Cucumber

Here’s what I like to do.

I peel a cucumber and put it in the microwave for 5-10 seconds
I squeeze it in my hand to feel the temperature inside (CAREFUL! IT IS HOTTER INSIDE) — reheat or wait to cool down if necessary
I lay comfortably on the bed
I put the cucumber inside my vagina
I use a clitoris vibrator on my pink nub (here’s my favorite use code OHACKERS for Free Shipping)
And I orgasms as much as I want
woman holding a cucumber and a vibrator
When you put a cucumber inside your vagina, as you masturbate using a vibrator, the inside walls of your vagina contract and push against the cucumber.
This makes the orgasms 100 times better than clitoral stimulation without anything inside.
And also.

It strengthens your pelvic muscles…

because what you’re actually doing is Kegel Exercises, but with a cucumber.

And yet, the best part is
Masturbating with a cucumber doesn’t only feel fresh but it’s also restoring the natural pH level of my vagina.
Susun Weed explains in her book Down There that “a healthy vagina has a pleasant odor, a slightly sour taste, and is naturally “self-cleansing”.

However, if the woman has a poor diet (lots of sugar), the pH of her vagina might change.

In these cases, the vagina becomes acidic, and the cucumber (which is an alkaline food) can help restore the pH level.

A cucumber is a cheap and easy way to keep your vagina happy.