Christmas is for Porn

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Many of us get extra time off this time of year. Use that time to strengthen your relationship with Porn. Pretend you're too sick to partake of Christmas activities with your family. Think of how hot it would be to spend Christmas day edging instead.

Time with family is time away from Porn. There were many times I would be in a back room edging to Porn while my family was opening presents. Those are some of my fondest Christmas memories.

Published by lives2masturbate

5 years ago

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Ultraviolet69 2 years ago

I goon the holidays away all the time. Beat myself raw to porn.

sweetnessings 3 years ago

This is completely true. Never waste time away from Porn for things such as Christmas. Ignore your family, stay home, and goon!

Henry_Rinoceronte 3 years ago

to Ukwanker57 : Good news, Dude! If she is watching soaps, you are halfway to getting her to go pornosexual with you. Soaps are just porn without the sex... meaningless plots but with beautiful people who she'll undoubtedly be masturbating to later in private. See if you can convince her to let you finger her or go down on her even when she's watching her soaps. If that's too much start with the nipples and give it a few weeks. I bet you're VERY happy with the results!

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ferdyparis03 4 years ago

can’t wait for Xmas!!

lives2masturbate Publisher 5 years ago

to cumr : Beautiful! So happy to hear that.

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cumr 5 years ago

Yup, that is exactly how I spent the holidays!

Ukwanker57 5 years ago

I like to be in bed wanking while the wife is downstairs watching her soap operas...