Typical Sarge Day
When wife says 'Good Morning sleepy head', first thought is , check her panties... lace ones= a very good morning... grannies = nope, not this morning.
Wife says >>BTW, my car is making a 'funny' noise..... jeeze, the wheels have come off and the motor is seized up.
She wants to have breakfast out, then says the dreaded words>>> "You chose"....I want to go to that cafe with the great biscuits and gravy, and the waitresses wear those TIGHT jeans.. but, I'm sure she wants that place that puts spinach on everything.. Hmm, if I say the 'spinach' place >>>maybe a blowjob this morning? gravy place= no blow job. hmmmmm. What to do?
She says>>> " I want to visit my sister this week for a few days, is that OK?"....No pussy for a few days, no quick tit grabs, no copping an ass feel... But, her evil,Daughter of Satan, shrew of a sister might come here if I say 'No'.. Best answer>> 'Sure baby, I'll be ok'... maybe get a 'quickie' before she leaves... Oh.oh.. more porn time..>> Bonus.
"Do you think that woman's boobs are real?'.... WHO CARES they look great, is what I think. Answer with,'I didn't notice'.
'Is that all you think about sex?"......................... Duh...
" What do you think?'... Oh crap, she just asked a question, I was looking at those big fake tits...........Wrong answer will negate that road trip blow job...Can I fake a heart attack.. oh,oh.. Ebola?
" Baby, I think I went over board on the charge card"..............thank god I have a spare k**ney to sell....plus, that 'tit fuck' I've been thinking about is on the menu. Wohoo.
" Can we have Dinner and Dance Night tonight?"........ YUP! Never pass up the chance to hold my wife tight, my hands on her ass..
"My legs are so sore, too much dancing tonight". DANGER WILL ROBINSON>>> No sex???.. 'I'll get some oil and massage those sore legs, we can fool around another time'...Oil, my hands, her sore legs .. Not on my watch, I'm getting 'lucky' tonight. Accidentally spill a bit of oil on her sweet ass and like magic, I'm in.
"That was fantastic baby".................... It always is.
Wife says >>BTW, my car is making a 'funny' noise..... jeeze, the wheels have come off and the motor is seized up.
She wants to have breakfast out, then says the dreaded words>>> "You chose"....I want to go to that cafe with the great biscuits and gravy, and the waitresses wear those TIGHT jeans.. but, I'm sure she wants that place that puts spinach on everything.. Hmm, if I say the 'spinach' place >>>maybe a blowjob this morning? gravy place= no blow job. hmmmmm. What to do?
She says>>> " I want to visit my sister this week for a few days, is that OK?"....No pussy for a few days, no quick tit grabs, no copping an ass feel... But, her evil,Daughter of Satan, shrew of a sister might come here if I say 'No'.. Best answer>> 'Sure baby, I'll be ok'... maybe get a 'quickie' before she leaves... Oh.oh.. more porn time..>> Bonus.
"Do you think that woman's boobs are real?'.... WHO CARES they look great, is what I think. Answer with,'I didn't notice'.
'Is that all you think about sex?"......................... Duh...
" What do you think?'... Oh crap, she just asked a question, I was looking at those big fake tits...........Wrong answer will negate that road trip blow job...Can I fake a heart attack.. oh,oh.. Ebola?
" Baby, I think I went over board on the charge card"..............thank god I have a spare k**ney to sell....plus, that 'tit fuck' I've been thinking about is on the menu. Wohoo.
" Can we have Dinner and Dance Night tonight?"........ YUP! Never pass up the chance to hold my wife tight, my hands on her ass..
"My legs are so sore, too much dancing tonight". DANGER WILL ROBINSON>>> No sex???.. 'I'll get some oil and massage those sore legs, we can fool around another time'...Oil, my hands, her sore legs .. Not on my watch, I'm getting 'lucky' tonight. Accidentally spill a bit of oil on her sweet ass and like magic, I'm in.
"That was fantastic baby".................... It always is.
6 years ago