Plump Pudding

This is just a random blog post about a sexual conquest from my past. Totally random, but I got to talk about something to fill all this excess free time :P lol

OK, it's not entirely random. Y'see, I got to thinking about this particular sexual conquest of mine whilst I was listening (and dancing naked to) "Closer to the Bone" by Louis Prima.

Or, maybe it is quite random, after all lol ...You decide! :D

Basically, for those who don't know and/or can't be bothered with YouTubing it, the classic swing song is about a guy celebrating his slim girlfriend and how he much prefers skinny girls over fat girls. That's fine, we all have our personal sexual tastes, whatever. You do who you want to do with whoever wants to do you back :P

As for me, I like people of all shapes and sizes ;)

I see sexy people as like boxes of chocolate - they come in many different shapes, sizes, and flavours. Sexy people are the perfect snack to eat when one is feeling rather in need of a bit of creamy gooey indulgence... ;)

Anyway, at first the song was making me think about who was the slimmest girl I've ever snacked on :P lol ...But then I got to thinking about who was the biggest/heaviest. Hmm...?

I had to think about it for a long moment, as I've been with a few curvy girls - lucky me :P lol

I would have to say the biggest, or at least the heaviest, was "Doris*"

*Obviously not her real name. I have to keep some level of professional anonymity when sharing my naughty secrets in life about people :P lol and I chose that name for her in reference to the comic book villain Giganta's character, Doris Zuel, because I am just that much of a damn smart-ass(!) lol

So yeah, this blog is about the (spoiler alert! lol) sex I had with her. Enjoy :P lol





Doris was such a funny sweetheart. I met her, quite randomly, at a Job Centre a number of years ago when I was fresh out of college and in need of money whilst unemployed. She was also there to sign on.

She struck me right away for just how beautiful she was. She had a real 1950's glamorous appearance to her face, with the way she did her make up. She had a dirty-blonde hair colour to her shoulder-length hair, with the tips of it highlighted with bright shiny golden-sun colour. She was a large girl, but she seemed to carry her weight really well. Like, she didn't "walk fat", or looked like she was struggling at all health-wise despite her heavy size.She was a good few inches taller than to me, as well, which I suppose helped her with carrying that extra weight. She appeared to be in good health. In fact, it seemed almost unfair to call her fat, even though she clearly was, just because of the way she carried that weight so well and effortlessly.

She was wearing a thin pink sparkly turtleneck jumper that she had tucked into her tight stylish jeans, which looked like if she didn't have it tucked in she would have been muffin-topping, bless her. A really stylish sparkly white belt to hold her jeans up. She had really cute perky mounds on her chest :P (I have to assume she was a B-cup, for those wanting to know such a detail) and sexy wide hips - a real classic pear shape.

And she had a real lovely big bum on her O_O

I had already been sitting down on one of the firm, uncomfortable, cheap sofas waiting with a few other job-seekers, when she first walked in to the waiting area and sat down on the free seat next to me on the small sofa. She smelt amazing. Whatever her perfume was, I wanted some of it on me! lol

She was looking a little bit flustered and fed-up being there, and who can blame her? Job Centres are just the most soul-crushing, depressing places to spend any amount of time in -_-

She muttered something under her breath like, "This bullshit again...".

"Annoying the shit they put us through here, isn't it?"
I asked her, sparking up the casual conversation with her.

She made a joke about the place which made me laugh, and then the humorous conversation just began to flow real freely and easily between us. Turned out she lived just a few streets over from my mums house (where I was living at the time), and yet I had never seen her in my life before. It was a real joy chatting to her, and I was saddened when I was finally called to go sign my JSA form.

I'd hung around outside the centre afterwards, until she came out. I pretended like as if I had some other reason to be sticking around the place lol we spoke again, and we were both free for the rest of the day, and because we lived so near to each other, so she offered me an invite to come hang out with her back at her place for a short while. I eagerly accepted :P lol

Nothing happened between us though for a few weeks.

We would just hang out for a couple hours together every other day, when neither of us was busy. It was just a casual friendship. But there was clearly a little spark between us, a certain sexual tension... Neither of us were feeling particular brave enough to act on it though (I was quite young and still pretty inexperienced with girls back then :P lol).

Until one fateful Saturday evening, a few weeks later...



I was due to go out with some girlfriends for a night on the town, but I didn't really feel like it. Even so, I texted Doris to ask her if she would like to come out drinking with me. She was really up for that, until she asked who else would be there and I told her of my group of friends. Suddenly, she didn't want to go out lol

She was actually really bold, just coming right out with it to text me, "I don't feel like going out with a big crowd. I'd want to just have a nice drink with you :)"

So I made a couple of quick texts to my friends, and then I texted Doris back,
"How about I just come over to you? Alone. Have our own party by ourselves? ;)" lol

Her boldness with me, had clearly rubbed off on me :P lol and she was very interested in that plan ;)

So I went over to hers, a couple large bottles of Malibu in tow lol and we spent most of the evening just laughing it up in her bedroom, getting drunk, and being very flirty with each other. We was trying to be somewhat mindful of the noise we were making though, as her parents were downstairs. I wasn't actually totally sure if she was into girls despite our heavy flirtations, but the more drunk we got, the more bold and daring we became with each other as we were sitting comfortably on her bed.

"I feel like we're at sleepover."
She randomly commented with a giggle as the night wore on.

"I know, right? We should totally play some sleepover games! :D"
I joked.

"Like what?"
She was giggling nonstop.

"Truth or dare! :D"
lol
"I dare you to close your eyes and pucker up your lips... >:)"

"WHY?! What're you gonna have me kissing?! o_o"
Her expression changed real quick, real serious haha

"Just do it. Close 'em real tight now. No peeking. Pucker up >:)"
I was fully committed now to my naughty scheme haha I mean, fuck it, I was going to shoot my shot now, come what may.

She hesitantly did as I dared her to, though she struggled to keep her lovely plump lips puckered up for longer than a second as she kept smiling and chuckling.

I just took a very quick sip of my Malibu and Coke, licked my lips, closed my eyes and planted a long 6-second kiss onto her O_O

I then pulled away and looked. Her eyes were still closed. She softly moaned, licked her lips and opened her eyes to look at me. She was just smiling softly at me. Silently smiling. Not the reaction I was expecting in my mind when I did that, honestly lol

I was expecting her to either be filled with lustful horniness and would just ravage me right there and then, or to be really angry with me haha but just smiling sweetly, not doing or saying anything else in reaction? Totally didn't expect that o_o lol

"Uh... Your turn? o_o"
I finally broke the silence.

She just grinned, brushed my hair over my ear, and with her hand clasped against my face, she sidled up closer beside me, and kissed me. We just sat there making out together. She had a very large tongue, so it wasn't like the greatest snog I've ever had (truthfully speaking, too much tongue when making out is rather uncomfortable for my liking :c) but it was still a sweet and soothing smooch. Plus, she tasted delicious, what with our tongues having been thoroughly marinated in Malibu and Coke, so.. was quite nice :P lol

Mind you, it was turning me on really hotly. She dominated the snogging, like she led it, really dictating the length and strength of it. Especially when she placed her other hand onto the other side of my face, and just really took full control of our smooching. She leaned right into me, which forced my back down and against the pillow I had propped up against the wall behind me. As we snogged, my hands went exploring down her back, and over that lovely big bountiful rump of hers. She always wore jeans and I couldn't get my fingers underneath her waistband, so as I grabbed and groped her on the outside of her jeans, her lovely big bum felt like a really soft, very warm, denim-coated cushion against my fingers ^_^

I then pulled on her thigh, indicating to her to throw that leg over my lap and get on top of me, but she was hesitant to do that. She didn't say anything, but it felt like she was hesitant to mount me because of her size? Perhaps she thought it would have been uncomfortable for me to be sat on by her because I was like 130lbs at the time, and she was about 100lbs heavier than me?

But I insisted, again without saying anything, I just kept pushing and pulling on her thigh and trying to roll myself more under her, so she quickly got the hint and finally got on top of me. She was being very delicate though. She was refusing to just totally relax, instead holding herself up so I only felt a little bit of her weight bearing down on me.

Slowly but surely though, what with all that long relaxing smooching, the more she eased herself down on top of me. Until finally, she was fully relaxed and allowing her lovely big bum to rest totally down over my lap. It honestly felt super comfortable being sat on by her, it was like having a great big soft, very warm, weighty teddy-bear cuddling my lower-half ^_^

And I was finally able to wedge my hands down the back of her waistband to touch her soft skin, which had large bumps and indents in it from her jeans lol bless her.







After some more smooching, she quietly asked, "So um.. *gulp and licks lip* ...Do you want to get.. freaky, maybe? O_O"

And I was like, "O_O ...Freaky? ...*slowly breaks out into a huge pervy grin* Fuck yeah, do I?! =D" haha

She softly chuckled, kissed me some more, and then crawled off of me, heading downwards... Yeah, she just undid my little sparkly diamante belt, pulled my stylish jeans down and off my legs, and -- oops, she discovered I forgot to put any knickers on that evening - whoopsie!

>:P hehe

She didn't even comment on it though. She just looked at my exposed pussy, smirked, and just dove right in without ceremony O_O

I was already made very wet by her long before she introduced that lovely fat tongue of hers to my pussy, but that just evidently made it all the more easier for her to eat me out :P in fact, my juiciness clearly just made her lick me up even more greedily. She was quite heavy-handed and domineering, in truth. She held me real firmly in place so she could eat me out to her own satisfaction. It was almost completely selfish of her lol

But I wasn't complaining at all, although I was doing a hell of a lot of moaning about it lol I had to grab her other bed pillow and hold it tight over my face to stop my orgasmic moans of pleasure from disturbing her family members in her home lol

At some point, I removed my top and bra, so I could also play with my erect nipples as she ate me.

"You really like that, huh? ;)"
She randomly paused to ask me, a couple intense orgasms later.

I just bit my lip hard, as my cheeks flustered pink, and sighed, "Uh huh" with a nod.

"I like it, too ;)"
She shared with a soft giggle, before she then slowly stroked her tongue heavily between my wet gooey slits,
"Shall we see what else we both like me licking?"

O_O

I didn't even have time to say anything in reply, as she just grabbed and pulled on my legs. She was so determined and eager, she could've very easily turned me over onto my front side by herself, but I made it a thousand times easier by rolling over onto my front for her.

"I told you we were going to get freaky!"
She softly exclaimed with a totally pervy chuckle lol

And she just wrapped her arms around my thighs with her hands on my bumcheeks, and she heavy-handedly pulled them apart (not going to lie, it kind of stung my ass-crack just a wee little bit when she did that, as she pulled so hard on me o_o).

And then I felt her soft, wet, fat slimy tongue invade my tight little hole...

I had my face buried hard into the pillow, and I just bit into it even harder as I tried to open my legs up further, as my moans and gasps muffled into it, as I felt my asshole puckering uncontrollably in reply to the bizarre, intriguing, exciting, exquisite pleasure being offered to it by her tongue O_O

She just kept squeezing my buttcheeks hard, really dug her nails sharply into my springy spongy flesh, and ate my asshole like a buffet... And I just fingered my clit with a single fingertip and came hard once more to it ^_^






After all that fun was over, we took like a 5min drinks break lol refreshed ourselves whilst simultaneously removing our clothes. We was both now standing there in her room, naked, and I was softly joking with and teasing her about how much she seemed to enjoy my arse :P

...And then I confessed to her that I want to enjoy hers, too O_O

"Yeah? You do, do you?"
She bit her lip and smiled naughtily.

"Mmmm yeah I do... so, like... Can I... Enjoy your lovely bum? Please? O_O"
I anxiously asked her whilst running both my eye and my hand over her hip.

"Sorry, I don't do butt stuff -_-"
She aloofly told me.

"o_o Oh...OK... :("
... I was devastated and couldn't hide that fact haha

She then suddenly burst out laughing.
"Oh my god, your face! You took me seriously!"
She laughed boisterously. I just pouted like a puppy lol

She then stroked my hair,
"D'awww! I'm joking - please, you can go ahead and enjoy any part of me you want ;)"

I perked right back up again :P lol


"Yeah? ...Turn around then >:)"
haha
"Show me that lovely big sexy arse >:P"

She playfully and giggly turned on her heel and stuck her arse out towards me with a little teasing shake lol I just grabbed it with both hands and squeezed it :P I even gave it a little playful smack lol

"Now bend over >:)"
I impatiently ordered her haha

She just chuckled, with a very devious grin on her gorgeous face, and crawled onto her bed. She literally just got on all fours, her back to me, and just rolled her hips forwards to stick her large naked sexy gorgeous butt up in the air at me O_O ...What a sight that was! @_@

I felt myself beginning to drool just looking at it (from both ends of my body lol) with my heart pounding hard out of my chest.

I walked over to her, grabbed and squeezed and smacked and groped her super-dummy thicc round beautiful jiggly bountiful asscheeks. She was such a pear-shape of a sexy young woman, that even being on all fours, with her thighs spread, and her ass stretched up in the air, her butthole was still being hidden behind the roundness of her cheeks...

So I just spread her cheeks for her, revealing every inch of her deep dark valley of a buttcrack, and that enticing sexy thrilling butthole was exposed to the light of her bedroom O_O

I leaned in for a closer look... ;)

Real talk here, and sorry (fair warning) to anyone not interested to know such an intimate detail lol but her's was one of the very most sweetest smelling buttholes ever lol O_O there was just zero muskiness to it whatsoever. I've found in my experience that every bum is totally 100% unique, but they usually all have one thing in common and that's every butt as some level or degree of muskiness to their smells. Some have musk that's way more subtle, and some have musk that are way more stronger. . But her bum? it just didn't have any musk to it at all? O_o ...It was just pure, intoxicating sweetness to it.

Needless to say, that only made me even more hungry to eat her arse, and eat her arse I did! :P lol

She tasted really sweet too, and I just lost all track of time and of all my senses and surroundings. I was completely lost in a nebulous cloud of ethereal pleasure and enjoyment, where all meaning in the world faded away. There seemed to be nothing but a heavenly fog of wonder and satisfaction around me, as I buried my face into her impressive beautiful girthy backside, tonguing her delicious asshole and finger-fucking her delightful surprisingly small hot wet pocket of pleasure that was her delicious pussy - oh yeah, I would also venture to tonguing that juicy yumminess of hers too ;)


It was a fantastic night of freaky pleasure with her lol

One of the best pieces of "chocolates" I've ever snacked on from the rich pickings box of life ;)

We ended up hooking up a few times after that for a short amount of time. The sex always felt very naughty and very fun ;)

Alas, just a few months later, she ended up getting a job in another city, and so moved away from the area. We stayed in touch for a while (often sexting each other and sending real debauched tit'n'clit-pics and other such thrilling images to each other :P lol)

But, she ended up in a serious relationship with someone. And over time, we just stopped communicating. I haven't seen or spoken to her in years now, but she'll always hold a fond place in my heart, and in my wet dreams :P lol




Thank you for reading!

Who's the biggest/heaviest person you've ever fucked? What was your experience with them like?

Please, let me know in the comments below :)