A Nigerian man calls his mother

Son : Mom I have "STD" infected

Mom : chinekeeeeeeeee weeee - stay thereooooo... don't come backooooo eiyiuiu

Son : why mom? I don't have a place anywhere to go I'm coming back home.

Mom : Nooooo my son oooooh if you come here you will infect your wifeoooooooh

then your wife will infect your brotherooooooh
then your brother will infect the maid ooooooh
then maid will infect your fatheroooooooh
then your father will infect meooooooh
then l will infect the garden boyoooooooh
then the garden boy will infect your sisteroooooooh...
If your sister is infected eiyiiii the whole village is finishooooooooooh...


Stay there my sonoooooiooooh
don't come back until you dieoooooooooooh....