Out Of Nowhere

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,

“You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

“Why?”

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

Published by sexxx55

5 years ago

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mangood1 1 year ago

to sexxx55 : And This, is Sweet*

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budlear 2 years ago

fun; thanx

sexxx55 Publisher 2 years ago

“There was quantum mechanics, string theory, and then there was the most mind-bending frontier of the natural world, women." (Marisha Pessl)

sexxx55 Publisher 2 years ago

to Serensy : : )

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Serensy 2 years ago

Hahahaha i liked it

sexxx55 Publisher 2 years ago

: )

sexxx55 Publisher 3 years ago

to corsetgirl_nat : : )

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corsetgirl_nat 3 years ago

That is the excuse my hubby use also going to put him on a leash stop is wondering

BigBeardx 4 years ago

I like it..we've all been in that supermarket at one particular time or another!

sexxx55 Publisher 4 years ago

to prime-frank : Smile :)

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prime-frank 4 years ago

LOL, so true that !!

sexxx55 Publisher 4 years ago

to luv-clams : Thanks for your comment!

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luv-clams 4 years ago

That could be a very cute pick up line, Thank You for sharing.

sexxx55 Publisher 5 years ago

to st_john_green : There is a grain of truth in every joke. I am glad it made you smile :)

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st_john_green 5 years ago

Just what I needed something really funny to make me smile and laugh. You know I wonder how many men use this one or how many women change the wording and actually use it in the real world. Thank you

sexxx55 Publisher 5 years ago

He he :)

sexxx55 Publisher 5 years ago

:) :)

sexxx55 Publisher 5 years ago

Yes, very much

sexxx55 Publisher 5 years ago

to rittenhouse : Funny and so true :)

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rittenhouse 5 years ago

Genius!

sexxx55 Publisher 5 years ago

to Onlooker2022 : You are right

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sexxx55 Publisher 5 years ago

to 666Rhino : :+1:

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Onlooker2022 5 years ago

much needed humour

666Rhino 5 years ago

AMEN!

sexxx55 Publisher 5 years ago

to 42gary : Yes, that's true :)

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42gary 5 years ago

LOL its always the same