Goon Diary: The Best of 2019!

You'll have to forgive my tardiness - I know we're almost ready for the best of 2020 but, very belatedly, let me introduce you to the Class of 2019!

Before the main event, a shout out to my favourite "near misses" who I'm pretty surprised didn't make the cut given how much I watch of them...pieces of slut perfection and long-standing favourites like Juelz Ventura, Danielle Derek and Veronica Avluv and Alex Grey, who is just getting hotter and hotter. Also keen to take a moment to congratulate Megan Rain and Katrina Jade for the new and improved tits, which always pleases this plastic devotee.

But, without further ado...

In 5th place, with four loads apiece: Megan Rain, Riley Reid, Kissa Sins and Joanna Angel (slightly surprised by Joanna, to be honest, but the numbers don't lie...almost all down to a couple of awesome gangbang scenes through the year)



In fourth place, each taking five loads, four of the best bimbo fucksluts in the business: Nina Elle, McKenzie Lee (of course), Melissa Lynn and Barbie Sins.


In third, with six loads each, some of porn's hottest sluts who never fail to do it for me: Haley Reed, Whitney Wright, Kali Roses, Jessa Rhodes and Karma RX.


In second place, out on her own with seven juicy loads, it's the porn goddess that is Jasmine Jae. A little surprised by this as it felt like I've not watched her so much recently, but no doubt most of these appearances courtesy of her 'No Holes Barred', which has to go down as a porno masterpiece...


And, finally...

In first place, with 12 beautiful loads, it's - shock horror! - the peerless Adriana Chechik. Taking the title for the third year running, and by some way. I'm not at all surprised - she just seems to go from strength to strength and I can't get enough. Long may she reign!