Penis pump

I've been wanting to use one. Just wanted to get any kind of advice before buying one.

6 years ago

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afrozenbum 6 years ago

Don’t get one that’s less than 40$ you definitely want the nicest one you can get. Plastic tubes or chambers whatever you want to call it will get stress cracks over time compared to a glass one but I think the most important part is the pump mechanism itself. Don’t get one that has a wimpy rubber bulb that you squeeze just like what they have on the blood pressure arm bands that they have at the doctors. You want a piston style pump that you squeeze like a trigger or more like a bike pump. If you’re crafty enough than you can make one way better than one you can buy. A brake bleeding pump comes with a pressure gauge already on it, and some dense tubing, and the hardest part would be finding a good chamber. A quality glass vase thick enough to withstand pressure or even a better quality plastic, or a big ass bong with a huge neck wide enough to fit your John haha then get a glass drill bit and tap it with a threaded valve. But if you want that instant satisfaction just don’t get one with a bulb, you won’t get the pressure you need and want. I would recommend going on Adam and Eve’s website and get their starter pump. It has a black manual pull Pump and it has a no questions asked 5 year warranty. You should get mostly nice fat girth and a little length on your big fella. If you have a monster baby arm cock then you have to look for more of a “niche” pump and I’ve heard it’s hard for some guys with baby arm dicks to find pumps big enough. I definitely recommend it, my lady loves when I pump up my fat cock. It’s gotten as thick as a soda can and all the blood in your cock makes sensation different than normal. The last tip is you have to pump regularly and for a good amount of time when you do. Guys expect a massive möbius dick after pumping for ten minutes. Gradually increase the pressure as you get comfortable with the feeling. Pull your balls down away from the tube unless you want your veins and scrotum parts to get sucked in which isn’t painful but is a very strange uncomfortable feeling to me. And just pump the shit out of that fucker just lube up with a greasy oily kind of lube and pump it up for a good 39 minutes to an hour gradually raising the pressure and pull your cock out and you’ll probably shit a brick when you see how big your butt bat gets after pumping. When you get one hit me up, I want a pumping buddy to goon with! Thanks for adding my profile too man. L8tr b8tr!