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A Glossary of XHamster terms
Sexual confusion words or a Glossary of words used by Hamsterites that could cause misunderstanding if taken out of context. Both meanings are here explained for the newcomer’s benefit.
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Teacher Sex
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The k** replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The k** replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to
Female Masturbation Facts
To masturbate means to stimulate yourself in a sexual way.This can be done by hand,
or with sex aids some highly-sexed women can even do it by rubbing their thighs together.
And a tiny
To masturbate means to stimulate yourself in a sexual way.This can be done by hand,
or with sex aids some highly-sexed women can even do it by rubbing their thighs together.
And a tiny
Euphemisms For Female Masturbation
Ménage à moi
Paddling the pink canoe.
Finger painting.
Visiting the safety deposit box.
Dialing the rotary phone.
Auditioning the finger puppets.
Womansplaining yourself.
Engaging in safe sex
Paddling the pink canoe.
Finger painting.
Visiting the safety deposit box.
Dialing the rotary phone.
Auditioning the finger puppets.
Womansplaining yourself.
Engaging in safe sex
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET
10 Fucking Limericks
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
10 Fucking Limericks
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW
FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted
FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted