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Hi there. On behalf of every woman that's ever existed, I wanted to fill you in on some news.
Your little dick is too small to fuck. I can't feel it. It feels like a little fucking worm.
Like an infestation. Thinking about your tiny dick penetrating me makes me want to **** on your little eensy weensy dick.
So I have to break up with you. And I also have to insist that you never fucking embarrass yourself again
by taking your dick out and trying to fuck someone with it. Because it's seriously this big.