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Dear diary, as you know, I was fired from Red Lobster last week because I smashed the stupid lobster tank.
It wasn't even my fault. Those stupid fucking lobsters were looking at me like I was some kind of idiot or something.
Well, who's the idiot now, you idiot lobsters?
Anyway, I had this huge crush on my co-worker, Cardi. She was so funny and sexy.
We would always flirt with each other, too. She gave me butterflies in my little slutty tum-tum.