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My husband likes to play a lot of sports. All the time. Day, night, weekend, week out.
And I'm left here all by myself to clean, masturbate, do whatever I want to do. So,
here's the deal. Today, I went out to the local bar to have myself a little drink and
a little food. And while I was there, I met this guy who looks just like Russell Brand.
Completely blew my mind. Completely blew my mind. I mean, you'd really have to see him