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Attention all Quinn University students. The student med league of dormitory 17 would like to announce the arrival of a new topical dressing being tested for breast augmentation procedures.
Female students with a double D cup or under are urged to take part in this important study.
Students in the double D division and larger need not apply as the last subject tested in this category fell forward and suffered a severe concussion.
No fee will be provided for participants other than the personal gratification of contributing to the upliftment of humanity.
Refreshments will be served in conventional styrofoam cups.