Cellmates

So what happened to you?

It's kind of a long story, but short version, I had the worst day at work and my boss convinced me to go get drinks with him at a bar afterwards.

And uh, you know, bad day at work, bar, boss, buying drinks, all that was really his fault.

Anyways, I drove home kind of *****.

Yeah, no, I was just above the limit. I was *****.